The Beauty Picks Up a Sword by Lanternlight

The first volume of the print edition has been published by Motie Publishing and is now on sale. For more information, visit Big Eye @Jinjiang Wu Jiudian ∽ Qiu Bodeng transmigrates into the novel *Chronicles of the Gods* as its number-one playboy. The playboy is fair-skinned and beautiful, dazzling in red, and relies on his terrifyingly senior rank to do whatever he pleases. In the end, he gets himself killed. Normally, with a setup like this, he should mend his ways and then latch onto the protagonist’s coattails. But Qiu Bodeng does the math and discovers there are a full eight hundred years between the start of the story and his death! If he can enjoy eight hundred years without a care, why would he grovel for anyone? No, thanks. He’s not going to behave. And so, the immortal sect discovers that their little grandmaster has gotten even worse. Today, he roasts Elder Jun’s phoenix. Tomorrow, he fishes out Elder Ye’s kunpeng. The day after… The day after that, he goes down the mountain alone! Everyone in the immortal sect: Holy crap! Is Little Grandmaster going to get beaten to death on his very first day out? Little Grandmaster not only survives, he thrives, making friends across all three realms: The Valley of Medicine’s master has a son who can’t heal anyone, the Mountain and Sea Pavilion has a miserly scoundrel, the Buddhist Sect has a degenerate who won’t help the poor, and the Ghost Valley Master is a weirdo who can’t tell fortunes… Eventually, even the upright protagonist gets led astray. The First Playboy Alliance makes its grand debut. Everyone thinks the three realms are doomed. Until the Great Desolation emerges and the Heavenly Dao collapses. The Medicine King’s son poisons ten thousand demons, the Beast-Taming Sect’s failure transforms into an azure dragon, and the Buddhist Sect’s degenerate summons the Nine-Turn Bodhi… And Qiu Bodeng, the alliance’s number-one playboy Dressed in red, he splits primordial chaos with a single sword strike. * [Beauty, Lantern in Hand, Watching the Sword] Note: 1. My own take on immortal fantasy. 2. Chaos and hilarity, fine clothes and gallant adventures. 3. Shi Wuluo × Qiu Bodeng (Qiu is pronounced with a rising tone; Bo is pronounced with a rising tone.) 4. Synopsis posted on July 14, 2020. Screenshots and drafts saved. I will pursue anyone who steals my ideas, so please protect your reputation. [Important: Please don’t mention other books under my work, and don’t mention me under other works. It’s deeply disrespectful to everyone involved.] Theme: The cities of this world are stars in the sky. We brave every hardship to protect the lights in every home.