Director of the Number One Lunatic Asylum

Lu Jiuci, a fresh graduate of a certain classical literature department, accepted a mysterious invitation due to employment pressure and became a glorious... Director of the Lunatic Asylum Before taking office, the old dean repeatedly promised: The patients here are all quiet, obedient and polite. The employees here are all enthusiastic and caring The facilities here are scientific, reasonable and guaranteed. Lu Jiu resigned On the first day of admission, at 12:30, a doll in a straightjacket jumped up and down the door. He tilted his head and smiled: Want to play hide and seek? On the second day after being admitted to the hospital, at seven o'clock in the evening, a faceless man in a tuxedo and a bow tie was at the end of the alley. Red rose, black sickle: Do you accept it? Dance together? On the third day of hospitalization, the clock chimes at midnight, the rusty top does not spin, and the elk fiddler Iris, copper trumpet: Do you like it? Moved? Lu Jiuci: ... He had no hesitation and embarked on a path of eating, sleeping, and beating his nerves Many Years Later, Notes to Employees of Asylum Number One 1. It is forbidden to move around after midnight 2. It is forbidden to enter the dean's rose garden 3. Prohibited! Prohibit! Confess to the dean New Dean of Urban Ghost Talk Road: Thank you for the invitation, there is no last word No, that's the most important thing Copywriting starts in March 2021 [Some ideas, unlimited streaming] Intention: Influence with love!