[Crossover] What I Mean Is, Anything Goes

These are all story ideas I came up with but never really got around to writing... If I ever feel like continuing one, I'll open a new work to fill it in. For now, I'll just dump them here. Most are Touken Ranbu.

I'm an omnivorous shipper who eats everything, but most of my writing has no pairings. The JoJo-related ones are JoJo otome stories, so beware. The following are the only two with proper blurbs.

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1. Don't Pick Up Your Saniwa from the Trash

What's it like to have a saniwa at your citadel who looks to Hasebe before doing anything?

Yamanbagiri Chogi is so worried about this that he realizes the saniwa's habit is gradually rubbing off on him, too.

So where exactly did this saniwa come from?

Yamanbagiri Chogi: "...Uh, we found them in the trash."

Hasebe, the culprit who stuffed them into the trash can: "..." (looks away)

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2. Saniwa Matsuda Jinpei

In short:

Saniwa Matsuda: "Don't play Touken Ranbu. Once you start, your personality is set in stone. I forget what comes next, and what comes after that. Anyway, don't play Touken Ranbu."

Young Matsuda: "?"

One summer, before anything had happened, a young Matsuda Jinpei met a ghost dressed all in black and wearing sunglasses.

The sunglasses ghost possessed his phone, appearing only to solemnly warn him: don't tap the icon on your phone, and don't listen to the fox.

Matsuda Jinpei was stunned, but stubborn by nature, and every day he itched to tap the icon on his phone.

Then his family suffered a tragedy, and after he met his childhood friend Hagiwara Kenji, the icon and the sunglasses ghost both disappeared.

He never did meet a talking fox like the ghost had described. Everything that happened in his childhood seemed like a dream.

But somewhere beyond Matsuda Jinpei's knowledge, the world had already veered off course with the beat of a butterfly's wings. The saniwa who had once been Matsuda Jinpei, but was now no longer one, successfully changed a future that hadn't yet been set in stone. Everything would turn out for the better.

Every new story will surely reach a happy ending.

Theme: Formerly a laid-back, peaceful citadel-building story