[Bungo Stray Dogs] Addicted to Suicide and Unable to Stop

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Orihara Oritsuya always thought life was boring, so every day she wondered how she could die.

One day, just as she was about to jump into a river, someone nearby invited her to die with him. Of course, she happily agreed and dragged him into the river with her :D

...Then his subordinates fished them out.

If only she'd known he had people who would rescue him, she wouldn't have brought him along. Hmph.

#Maya, Dazai really did jump into the river with a girl!#

Dazai: ...You probably won't believe me, but she made the first move.

Orihara Oritsuya: XD

Nakahara Chuuya: ...What?

I'm going to ship with Dazai, then with Chuuya :D

A crossover with Katekyo Hitman Reborn, possibly other works too, but mainly Bungo Stray Dogs.

The female lead is overpowered, definitely, and her values are skewed. There may be bugs, so feel free to point them out. Of course, if they're too big, just treat them as authorial liberties.