Being a Scum Top Is Really Hard [Quick Transmigration]

Blurb Isn’t playing a scum top supposed to be easy? That was what Jiang Jiang thought at first. But after he tried to be scummy with one guy and got pinned down, tried it with two and had them fighting over him, then tried it with three and landed in a chaotic love triangle, Jiang Jiang silently fell to his knees. Being a scum top… is really… so hard QAQ [Bottom-centric story. Not recommended for readers who are protective of the bottom or top, or strict about morals!] [This is a newbie’s first book, so it has plenty of flaws. If you don’t like it, feel free to yell at the author, just don’t yell at my precious Jiang Jiang _(:з"∠)_] [Planning to start this one next: The Demon King’s Favorite [quick transmigration]] ↓Blurb↓ [Ancient Setting] System: You are the older brother of the heroine, who eloped for love before the selection ceremony. You’re now in danger of having your entire family executed if you’re discovered. Would you like to become a eunuch and enter the palace to get close to your target? Qiao Que: No. I’ll take my sister’s place in the selection and go into the palace. Instead of secretly getting with the emperor, I’ll openly take him for myself. System: ? [Modern Setting] System: You are the lover of a vicious, spoiled, domineering, arrogant cannon fodder. He’s been kicked out of his home and had his leg broken, yet he’s still determined to target the protagonist. How will you stop him from ruining himself and keep him from being driven to jump off a building by the protagonist’s revenge? Qiao Que: Easy. I’ll reveal that I’m a big shot and protect him, then keep the little cripple busy in bed day and night so he won’t have the energy to cause trouble. System: ?? [Cultivation Setting] System: You are the hypocritical master who constantly beats and berates the male lead in a stallion novel. Your target is an ancient powerhouse who has been dead for eight hundred years and lives in the male lead’s ring. How will you break their contract, take the ring, and make the ancient powerhouse a body that can house his soul? Qiao Que: Why go to all that trouble? Even if I force my way into the ring and have spiritual sex with that powerhouse right in front of the male lead, what can that weakling do to me? System: ??? System: Wait! System: The male lead and the powerhouse are both mission targets in this world! One-on-one, both leads are each other’s only partner. Don’t ask how the top can be an emperor, prince, or CEO and still be a virgin. The answer is that they’re all impotent. A top with all kinds of traits, but always a lovesick stalker simp X a straightforward, blunt, universally adored beauty of a bottom who just wants to finish his mission ASAP Theme: Bai Hang and Jiang Jiang hand in hand, I’m a socialist simp.