The Whole Cultivation World Calls Me Great-Aunt

[Blurb] The head of Chenbai Mountain, Xuantian Ji, took on a final disciple: a sweet little girl with fair skin.

The entire cultivation world was saying that the new direct disciple of Chenbai Mountain had extraordinary natural talent, was clever and perceptive, and was deeply loved by the mountain's leader and her senior martial brothers. She was the hope of the cultivation world for the next five hundred years.

But after three years of cultivation, this "hope" of the cultivation world still hadn't mastered even the most basic sword-riding technique.

One day, Lu Qingjue led a group of junior disciples down the mountain to gain experience. Along the way, they encountered a ferocious evil spirit.

The junior disciples drew their swords and stood in its way. "It's dangerous here, Little Martial Aunt. Hurry and leave. We'll hold it off."

Lu Qingjue was touched. "All right. Be careful, my dear nephews."

She had just turned around when she heard several thuds. Looking back, she saw her nephews sprawled all over the ground.

One of them spat blood and cried, "Little Martial Aunt, run! This evil spirit is incredibly dangerous and hard to fight!"

"..." Lu Qingjue sighed and rubbed her forehead, then picked up a withered leaf. A flash of her sword, a few lines of indecipherable writing in blood on the leaf, and she lightly sent it forward. The evil spirit that had seemed so terrifying a moment before was instantly reduced to nothing.

The junior disciples: !!! They were stunned. Was this really their good-for-nothing Little Martial Aunt, who hadn't even learned to ride a sword?

Behind them, a handsome young man in flowing white robes came riding the wind. His aura was cool as a spring and bright as the moon. Seeing the younger disciples with their clothes in disarray, he furrowed his brow.

"Earlier, in Jingzhou, I sensed evil energy gathering here, as if something unusual were happening. What happened?"

Lu Qingjue: "Seventh Senior Brother, you're finally here! I was so scared. You didn't see how terrifying that evil spirit looked. It was so frightening."

The junior disciples: "What are you scared of? You just went 'Ha!' and beat the thing until its soul was scattered!"

(Friendly reminder: Yan Shaoning is meant to be a tsundere with a sharp tongue. Although he keeps arguing with his Little Martial Aunt, he actually looks out for her.)

[Coming Soon 1] The Queen of Showbiz Thanks to My Lightness Skills

Blurb: Gu Xingchen has a "diva" persona.

She can't sing, dance, act, or even rely on her looks. All she does is act spoiled.

She plays an eighteenth-rate extra who steals the female lead's scenes, lies on the red carpet when playing a corpse, and demands an ambulance after a branch gives her a tiny cut on her finger while filming.

But then one day, everyone suddenly realizes that Gu Xingchen has stopped acting spoiled and has started appearing in the headlines of social news with alarming frequency.

"Kindhearted Jing City resident Ms. Gu disarms a knife-wielding robber with her bare hands and helps the police catch him on the street."

"Kindhearted Jing City resident Ms. Gu was passing by a residential complex when she saw a three-year-old girl accidentally fall from the third floor. Ms. Gu leaped six meters into the air and caught her. The girl's parents expressed their heartfelt gratitude."

Netizens: ???

Later, Gu Xingchen began appearing in entertainment news headlines just as often.

"Online reports say Gu Xingchen performed her own action scenes, without a double or safety wires, leaping straight into a tree."

Netizen A: "Holy crap! Gu Xingchen's fight scene is so natural and smooth. She's so cool, I'm completely smitten."

Netizen B: "Aaaah! When Gu Xingchen looks this cool, no male celebrity stands a chance!"

"Recently, paparazzi photographed popular top-tier starlet Wen Li knocking on the door of Gu Xingchen's hotel room in the middle of the night. She didn't leave until the next morning, and seemed reluctant to go."

Gu Xingchen: "If I say I was just teaching Wen Li martial arts all night, will you believe me?"

Wen Li: "I don't believe you :)."

"Netizens have uncovered the secret Weibo account of respected young actor Gu Ziqi. It turns out that Gu Ziqi is a male fan of Gu Xingchen!"

Gu Ziqi's secret account: "Aaaah, Xingchen, Xingchen, I love you!!!"

Gu Ziqi's fans: "Please don't blame the fans for our idol's behavior. Let's get out of here, let's go."

"At a media interview, award-winning actor Shen Zhiheng publicly said that Gu Xingchen is his ideal type."

Shen Zhiheng: "Xingxing is a wonderful girl. I like her very much."

"At the Venus Film Festival awards ceremony, veteran actor Cheng Jianguo praised Gu Xingchen, calling her the hope of the entertainment industry for the next thirty years."

[Coming Soon 2] You Are This World, a Starry River in Bloom

Blurb: A laid-back, goofy variety-show host × a sweet yet wolfish top-tier star idol

Blurb: The North-South Starlight Gala.

A reporter asked Huo Yeran, "Yeran, which female celebrity in the industry would you most like to work with?"

Without hesitation, Huo Yeran said, "Song Tianzhen."

Another reporter asked, "Yeran, is there a girl you like right now?"

Huo Yeran: "Yes."

The whole room erupted.

The reporter continued, "Is she in the entertainment industry?"

"Yes." Huo Yeran's lips curved slightly, starlight sparkling in his amber eyes. "She's a variety-show host, 170 centimeters tall, weighs 50 kilos, has long hair, and a lovely personality. Her eyes curve when she smiles, and she's beautiful. She's my first love, though at the moment I'm still in love with her alone."

Fans: Wow!!! He has to be talking about Song Tianzhen!

That night, Song Tianzhen posted on Weibo.

"My ideal type is someone outside the entertainment industry, 160 centimeters tall, weighing 100 kilos, with a full beard. He can't be too handsome."

Every single trait perfectly ruled out Huo Yeran.

Netizen A: "Song Tianzhen's tastes are pretty extreme!"

Netizen B: "Song Tianzhen's survival instincts here get full marks."

One night, Huo Yeran livestreamed himself petting a dog at home.

Fan A: "Huh, when did Yeran get a dog?"

Fan B: "That dog... looks a lot like Zhaocai, Song Tianzhen's dog."

Fan C: "Holy crap, Yeran just hit me with a giant hammer and knocked me right to the bottom of the pit. What I mean is, I've seen that wall behind Yeran in Song Tianzhen's livestream before."

[Coming Soon 3] You Are This World, the Starry River Everlasting

Blurb: A laid-back, goofy, sharp-tongued international supermodel × a scheming, sharp-tongued, extremely possessive venture-capital tycoon

Blurb: Liang Wan is an international supermodel, with a pair of legs hailed as "the most beautiful in the world."

Night Feast Bar.

Liang Wan bet her best friend Jiang Keyan that, with her figure and beauty, she could win over Xu Jinyang, the aloof, ascetic legend of the venture-capital world who kept his distance from women, in just three minutes.

Jiang Keyan: "If you'd eaten even one peanut, you wouldn't be this drunk."

Liang Wan gave a faint, confident smile and walked over to Xu Jinyang with a glass of wine, showing off her trump card: her long, beautiful legs.

Sure enough, Xu Jinyang couldn't help giving her a couple of extra glances. Then he swirled the red wine in his glass and said unhurriedly, "Miss, your pants are unzipped."

Liang Wan: "..."

For a long time, Liang Wan thought Xu Jinyang was the "prey" on her plate. She never imagined that he had been watching her like a predator all along, and once he had his teeth in her, he wouldn't let go.

At International Fashion Week, Liang Wan closed the show.

Gasps of admiration rang out from the audience.

Xu Jinyang frowned and quietly warned Cheng Yu, who was sitting beside him, "Close your eyes. You're not allowed to look!"

Cheng Yu: ??? Why can't I look? Does Liang Wan belong to you?

Xu Jinyang: "That's right. She's mine."

Weibo screenshot dated November 27, 2019.

The cover's font is Zcool Happy, which is available for commercial use.

Message: There is a righteous path in this world.