When he was young, the Crown Prince of Zhou went into the forest to hunt and accidentally saved a green snake.
The snake was one of the four great demon lords. After being carelessly returned to its original form by a demon hunter, it had planned to recover and then get revenge. But remembering a certain pale, red-lipped little crown prince, it hesitated.
As everyone knows, snake demons are hermaphrodites.
As everyone knows, the little Crown Prince of Zhou likes men.
Years later, the little crown prince, now emperor, gazed in silence for a long while at the peerlessly handsome man before him, who had come to repay his debt of gratitude. At last, he said slowly, “Actually... I like women... the big-breasted, wide-hipped, fertile kind...”
The green snake froze at his words, then gritted its teeth and stamped its feet. “Benefactor, wait another thousand years for me! Once I’ve cultivated a female body, I’ll come back for you!”
Just then, the great general brought his troops to storm the palace. The little emperor burst into tears: Come back, you adorable little thing! Actually, I can accept men, too!
#A thousand years is too long. I can’t wait that long!#
The first version of this blurb was set for March 6. The final version was set for September 9.
Theme: Love knows no borders or gender.
