As an ancient ferocious beast, Long Yurui has something to say.
“Everything you know about Taotie is just a rumor! It's all false! Taotie isn't ferocious, Taotie isn't ugly. Taotie is the cutest of the Dragon King's nine sons!”
“And what about the stories of Taotie being a glutton? Are those rumors too?”
Long Yurui: “Suppose you hadn't eaten for three days. You were freezing and starving, and thought you saw the holy light of God. Then a bowl of braised pork suddenly appeared in front of you. Wouldn't you gobble it up?”
“...” A mighty divine beast, and he can't stop bringing up Christianity!
Long Yurui stared at the freshly cooked sweet-and-sour ribs, drooling. “B-Boss... can I have one? Just one!”
Feng Lanqing put a piece in his mouth. “Then you'll do a hundred push-ups and two hundred weighted glute bridges later.”
A food story.
The attacker is a great cook, while the recipient is a glutton who gains weight as soon as he eats.
The setting isn't entirely based on mythology. Most of it is just the author making things up.
Just have fun and don't take it too seriously.
Recommending a story by a good friend:
Diao Bao rghh's new story: My Taste in Beauty Is Completely Out of Step with the World (I'm a fashion boy who takes an alternative approach)
Yun Jing Yi Zhi Yuan's brainy business romance: Pursuing the Iceberg CEO (scheming, shameless attacker vs. aloof, arrogant recipient: the most satisfying business romance)
The Film Emperor's Comeback (A film emperor transmigrates into an obscure rich second-generation heir and wins true love on his way to the top)
I trembled after reading the column. Can the author fill in the pit? QAQ
Sudden excitement can't be more exciting
This chapter is really long, haha. Why is the next chapter locked?
Two people blowing rainbow farts at each other, hahahahaha
He smiled with a hint of gentle fear and shy surprise - the author's description is really good, delicate and distinctive, unconventional, unique and interesting!
Don't interrupt. Listen to what I have to say before you interrupt! ——By the way, is that still called interrupting? Ha ha ha ha
Hahahahaha "After all, there is a stupid younger brother over there to back me up. I'm not the stupidest one, so I'm quite happy." - By the way, is it really good to be a younger brother like this?
How could there be such a weirdo as Feng Lanbo in this world, who could do anything to ruin himself? ——"The best bad friend" sounded in my mind! Tell me, which one of them is more suitable for the word "best"?
With it in hand, after a few lazy shakes, the author will start coding quickly!!! (Updated version)
Coffee!! Rose-scented coffee!!