(Western Crossover) Tell Layla I Love Her

Leanna: Brother Bailing said my father is Stark's illegitimate son.

Pepper Potts: Tony?

(Tony: I didn't! I wouldn't! Don't make things up!)

Leanna: Brother Bailing said my father is the most upright person in the world.

Lois: That description sounds awfully familiar.

(Clark: I didn't! I wouldn't! Don't make things up!)

Leanna: Brother Drogon said my mother is so great, her titles are so long that he falls asleep listening to them.

Bruce, detective, scientist, martial arts master, master of disguise, commander, playboy, billionaire, philanthropist: ...I think you only need to mention the Stark next door.

Leanna: Brother Drogon said my mother is the rightful ruler of the Seven Kingdoms.

Thor: Wait, why are you all looking at me? She said Seven Kingdoms, not the Nine Realms. Go find Aquaman!

Watching Leanna keep looking for the wrong people, Drogon was exasperated. "I told you your dad's cousin is a member of the X-Men at the X-Mansion next door! Why can't you just listen to the dragon?!"

Leanna, hurt by her big brother Drogon's scolding, threw herself into the arms of Mystique in her Daenerys guise.

Drogon: !!! She's one of Magneto's people, little princess! You went the wrong way!

Bailing, who had finally had enough of the black dragon's clueless directions, pinned the model black dragon down with one paw. His dark red eyes gazed tenderly at his little master.

"When Leanna grows up, please tell her that we love her."

The heroine of this story is Leanna Targaryen Stark. You can tell from her name that she's the daughter of Jon "I Know Nothing" Snow from A Song of Ice and Fire and Daenerys "Her Name Is So Long I Don't Want to Write It Out" Targaryen.

In short, this is a heartwarming story about a little tadpole looking for its parents.

(Seriously, Marvel, are you not considering giving Game of Thrones cast members new jobs?)

(Oh, you already are.)

Theme: A little tadpole's story of searching for its mother