My Mom Is a Big Shot

Chu Misheng always thought he came from a normal family. His dad was a little mischievous, and his mom cried a little too easily. Then he and his friends went exploring in a haunted house, and a ghost latched onto him. His crybaby, fragile-flower mom suddenly appeared out of nowhere, wielding a huge scythe. She trembled as she shielded him and sobbed at the evil spirits, "Don't bully my son, you bad guys!" After the evil spirits were wiped out, his mom was still sobbing. "That was so scary, baby. Don't go to haunted houses again, okay? It was really scary..." Chu Misheng: Mom, could you spit the ghost out of your mouth before you talk?

Later, he worked diligently to protect his normal dad's worldview. Until one day, his dad sighed as he held his phone. "It's great being neighbors with Uncle Tao. We don't even have to sort the garbage anymore. If I'd known, I wouldn't have moved away three hundred years ago just because I was afraid he'd eat you..." Chu Misheng: ???

Notes:

1. A happy, heartwarming story about a family of three.

2. Older woman, younger man, with an age gap of tens of thousands of years.

3. Mischievous dad × fragile-flower mom × chuunibyou son.

4. If we disagree, click the top-right corner and drop the story. Please don't announce it; I'll cry.

5. More notes if I think of any.

Currently updating: [Harry Potter] Prophecies Cannot Be Spoken

Completed: [Naruto Crossover] People Keep Using Talk no Jutsu on Me

Coming soon: [Crossover] Madara's Kindergarten

Theme: Family life