[Naruto Crossover] Someone's Always Using Talk-no-Jutsu on Me

[New story, Bansai Kindergarten, now underway]

I, Uchiha Yan, am a proud member of the Uchiha big-brother-con club.

After three of my brothers died one after another, I decided to destroy the world.

But someone pulled me back from the brink.

So I decided on a new approach: kill everyone who poses a threat to my brothers!

Then someone gave me a bowl of chicken soup for the soul.

In the end, I wanted to create a world filled with nothing but love and peace,

but some gloomy guy told me I couldn't do it, and that my brother had to.

So I decided to kill him.

Hah, anyone who dares make my brother unhappy deserves to die!

No one's stopping me this time!

I'm Uchiha Yan, and I put salt on my own food...

Never mind, only the guys with fluffy collars like salt. We Uchiha prefer sugar!

Please note: 1. The main story is in third person. The pairing is with Fluffy Collar, but he appears relatively late.

2. Updated daily at 8 p.m. If anything comes up, I'll post a notice in the blurb.

3. I'll try to avoid OOC, but there will be some original character settings.

4. Bookmarks and comments keep me going, so please show your support. If you disagree with my views, click the top-right corner and drop the story. Please don't announce it, or I'll cry.

[New story now open!]

[Crossover] Bansai Kindergarten

I, Senju Qiao, died of an illness. I need to bind myself to someone, raise children together, and correct their bad habits, in order to make up for the regrets of the consciousnesses of various worlds.

I hoped this person would be full of love and peace.

Someone like my silly big brother, for example.

And then...

I got bound to Uchiha Madara.

So here's the question:

How do I stop the kindergarten principal from beating the little brats to death?

The kids planned so far: Senju Tobirama, Ibaraki Doji, Uchiha Izuna, Gilgamesh, Kaito Kid, Sesshomaru, Hisoka...

1. The main story is in third person.

2. I'm letting loose, so characters might be OOC. Original settings everywhere.

Coming soon: My Mom Is a Big Shot

Chu Misheng always thought he came from a normal family,

except his dad was a little too mischievous and his mom cried a little too easily.

Then he went exploring a haunted house with his friends, got haunted by a ghost,

and his crybaby, delicate-flower mom came swooping in with a huge scythe in hand. Trembling, she shielded him and squeaked at the vicious ghosts, "Don't bully my son, you bad guys!"

After the ghosts vanished into thin air, his mom was still squeaking. "That was so scary, baby. Can you promise not to go to haunted houses again? It was terrifying..."

Chu Misheng: Mom, could you spit out the ghost in your mouth before you talk?

Later, he worked diligently to protect his normal dad's worldview.

Until one day, his dad sighed over his phone, "It's great being neighbors with your Uncle Tao! We don't even have to sort the trash. If only I'd known, I wouldn't have moved away three hundred years ago because I was afraid he'd eat you..."

Chu Misheng: ??

1. A happy story about a family of three.

2. An older woman-younger man romance, with an age gap of tens of thousands of years.

3. Mischievous shrimp dad x delicate-flower mom x chuunibyou son.

Currently updating: [Harry Potter] Prophecies Must Not Be Spoken

Coming soon 1: [Crossover] Bansai Kindergarten

Coming soon 2: My Mom Is a Big Shot

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