Shen Chao woke from a deep sleep. A faint fragrance lingered beneath his nose, the sound of flowing water reached his ears, and now and then a beautiful song rang out. He was utterly confused. Could a couch potato like him really have a chance of going to heaven?
He opened his eyes with this absurd thought in mind, only to find a huge face looming over him. A pair of horns sprouted from its head, and its slightly-too-large eyes gleamed green as it stared at him with a drooling, ravenous look.
Feeling something wet moving beside his hand, he glanced down instinctively. There was red liquid on his body, and a crowd of bizarre people surrounded him, grinning ominously like they were in the middle of some cult sacrifice.
"..."
Well, a murder scene from the start?
There was little hope. I want Heaven to know that I give up!
Shen Chao closed his eyes, crossed his hands over himself, and put on a peaceful smile, ready to die again. He even felt a little excited inside.
Then a slap landed squarely on his head and woke him up.
"Stop fucking sleeping! The person you ran away from has already been brought back!"
"...?"
Forced to open his eyes, he saw an old face as wrinkled as an orange, glaring at him with an exasperated look.
Woken by a slap, and suddenly saddled with a mate. Insert sliding-glasses meme face.
Post-apocalyptic scheming couch-potato younger brother gong x primitive, fluffy, adorable older brother shou
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Theme: Before you learn to love others, learn to respect yourself.
Madam, have you lost it?
Confused, where is the slap in the face scene? Is it the emperor's new slap in the face scene?
A slap in the face? Whose? (Sudden excitement)
So cute~(≧▽≦)/~
I think this is a great person who has saved manuscripts (~￣▽￣)→))*￣▽￣*)o[finger poke] Hand over the manuscript quickly, haha
No, hahaha, I said, why are you so naughty, hahaha
Alas! A large rainbow fart brainwashing scene!
Poof, is it rounded off and sent to the bridal chamber?
My glutinous rice balls are the same, but cats often have a stress reaction when they are frightened. The glutinous rice balls will jump up suddenly when they see something behind them. They are so cute. Am I crazy? I actually want to raise a snow leopard hahahaha
I looked at the settings. The black-hearted brother attacks? A little bit touching