[Western Crossover] The Ideal Partner

Recommendation: Ladies, there's a new novel next door, The Salted Fish of the Primitive World. Take a look and see if it's your type, and give it a save, will you? Love you all! The salted-fish blurb:

Shen Chao woke from a deep sleep. A faint fragrance reached his nose, the sound of flowing water filled his ears, and now and then he heard a lovely song. He was utterly bewildered. Could a salted fish like him really have a chance to go to heaven?

He opened his eyes with that absurd thought in mind and found a huge face hanging above him. Its eyes were a little larger than normal and glowed green as it looked at him with hungry, drooling eyes. He felt something wet moving beside his hand and glanced down instinctively. Red liquid was flowing over his body, and a crowd of strange people stood around him, grinning eerily like they were in some cult's sacrificial ceremony.

"..."

Well, this is a murder scene from the start?

There's little hope. I want the heavens to know I give up!

Shen Chao closed his eyes, crossed his hands neatly, and wore a peaceful smile as he prepared to die again. He was even a little excited inside.

Then a slap across the head woke him up. "Quit sleeping! Your runaway mate's been caught and brought back!"

"...?"

Forced to open his eyes, he saw an old face like a wrinkled orange, glaring at him with an exasperated expression.

Woken up out of nowhere, suddenly given a mate. Cue the manual slapstick face.

Post-apocalyptic, slacker, black-hearted younger brother gong x primitive, fluffy-faced, outwardly aloof older brother shou

Blurb for Ideal Partner:

When Captain America came back covered in injuries and saw his lover's smile, his heart sank with guilt:

The classic line, "You were amazing at xx today," is a certain soldier's essential survival tactic when cuddling his shield.

A certain silver-haired, curly-haired jealousie's spectacular crash: "The cat or me, you can only pick one!"

"Pietro, should we get a cat?"

"Kiss me first, then I'll think about it!"

"Mwah~"

"I've thought about it. Be good, we're not getting one!"

"..."

"Meow! What's so fun about cats? Come on, play with me!"

When a certain god among men meets a soft little girl: "Here, take it, take it!" This is a tender-hearted tough guy's irresistible moment of surrender.

"Wait, I really can't wear this pink dress!"

"Actually, wearing pink at home looks pretty good on you."

You are the bone I've lost, the blood in my heart. I came for you. You will become my everything, my glowing little flame, my vast universe. You are my softness, my armor, my greatness, my cage, my daydream. I take your surname and give you mine. It was meeting you that gave my name meaning.

Theme: Never give up