You Should Get a Job [GB Esports]

(Gender-Bender Esports) As a top-tier mid laner worth tens of millions in the esports scene, Lu Fang was practically a textbook example of a pro player, until another genius player, Lin Bei, burst onto the scene. Lin Bei made her debut at the peak of her game, sweeping through domestic and international competition and leading her team to several online tournament championships. She had quickly become a world-famous mid laner. They say she's a pretty girl, too. Lu Fang scoffed. During a livestream, he called her out and mocked her: "Her? She missed two minions in three waves. My advice to this little girl is to get a job at an electronics factory." The very next day, Lin Bei became their team's new carry, and their new boss. Lin Bei: I took your advice and got myself a job, factory beauty. Any more suggestions for me? Lu Fang: ... * Ever since going pro, a mysterious girl had been showering Lu Fang's livestream with expensive gifts every few days. He felt obligated to return the favor, so he promised to duo with her. She was pretty good, and protected him so well that he felt very comfortable. Looking at his 20-1-10 record, Lu Fang sneered: "Too bad Lin Bei doesn't play mid. Otherwise, I'd make her cry." The girl suddenly replied: "You could make her cry in other ways." "Like what?" "Let's talk in person." That night, Lu Fang was the one who cried first. Later, Lu Fang went and blocked her outright, setting off a storm of gossip: [Word around the scene is that God Lu not only sleeps with his fans, but swindles them out of money, too. What a total scumbag!] Lu Fang, the trash-talking king of all trash-talkers, fell unusually silent. Instead, Lin Bei, usually so low-key, reposted the post: "That fan is me." "How about you all urge him to take responsibility?" *A sharp-tongued pro player from humble roots x a refined, wicked heiress *Content warning: Gender-bender esports, written just to scratch my own itch. *The game takes inspiration from Dota 2. You don't need to have played it to follow along. Theme: Win the championship shield and wear the red flag.