I Thought I Ordered a Robot Boyfriend

Name: I Thought I Ordered a Robot Boyfriend
Author: Cloud Ravine, Never to Return

我以为我订了个仿真男友

by Cloud Ravine, Never to Return (云涧不归)

Status: Completed
Length: 275k Words
Genre: Danmei (BL)
Era: Modern Era
Updated: 6y ago
Source: JJWXC

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Synopsis

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Shen Yumian spent all his savings commissioning a lifelike boyfriend. His "little boyfriend" was exactly his ideal type: tall, handsome, and very cool. Everything about him was perfect, except for one thing: he wouldn't obey.

Touch him once, and his face darkened by eight degrees.

Kiss him once, and his face darkened by ten degrees.

Shen Yumian was fed up. Was this thing even working? So, on a dark and windy night, Shen Yumian planned to cut off his "little boyfriend's" power and take the chance to kiss him as much as he wanted. But... could someone tell him where the switch was?

One-sentence blurb:

Lu Ji: My socially anxious boyfriend thinks I'm a robot. How do I tell him I'm a real person? I'm waiting online, and it's urgent!

Before he fell for Shen Yumian, Lu Ji acted like an arrogant lord, refusing this and objecting to that. Then he got a taste of his own medicine.

Lu Ji x Shen Yumian

A seemingly cold and irritable top who's actually pure-hearted x a seemingly timid and shy bottom who's actually an adorable chatterbox

[Younger top, two-year age gap.]

[One-on-one, the top and bottom only have each other.]

[All that matters is the sweetness.]

Theme: Have a good relationship

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