Completed. Also known as "The Great Desolation's Great Demon Becomes an Online Celebrity and Fortune-Teller" and "The Villain Becomes All Humanity's White Moonlight"
Up next: the historical romance "After Putting on a Secret Identity, I Can Do Anything (System)". Also coming soon: the boys' love novel "My Academic Prodigy Childhood Friend Is a Yandere". Check them out on my profile, and please support them, my little angels! Kisses!
At the Nuwa Temple deep in the mountains, Xin Zhu said he was a little snake demon.
Luo Zizhou believed him and treated Xin Zhu like a baby.
The baby who could capture ancient ferocious beasts single-handedly and smack his lips as he considered eating them to gain strength would show his wounds when they were alone, begging for kisses, hugs, and to be carried around.
An online metaphysics blogger makes his debut thanks to his looks. His posts rival "Strange Tales from a Chinese Studio" and "The Peach Blossom Spring" of the modern era. Believe him or not, stay or go, it's up to you.
Netizen: With a face like that, why not go wreak havoc in showbiz? What a waste of your looks to be a fortune-teller!
Xin Zhu: Can you tell I have what it takes to be a star?
Netizen: ...???
Xin Zhu: Stay right here. I'm going to collect a banner of appreciation, then you can tell me all about it.
Netizen: ...
This fortune-teller seeks out bizarre and major cases to make a name for himself, leaving the haters stunned and wiping away tears.
Then he turns around and joins a huge global metaphysics reality show, giving out couple-y moments from the center stage without missing a chance to show off his skills.
The CP fans keep coming back from the dead to ship them, swoon over their sweet moments, and tirelessly recommend the show. Even on their deathbeds, they sit bolt upright and scream, "Zizhu is real!"
Xin Zhu: We snakes have principles when choosing a mate. We compete for the position. It's true today, but tomorrow it might not be.
Luo Zizhou: ...Maybe I should get a second degree in snake courtship. I can start by auditing a lab on snake mating behavior.
Xin Zhu: If you want to mate, come find me. Don't I look better than those dumb beasts?
Coming soon, the boys' love novel "My Academic Prodigy Childhood Friend Is a Yandere". Give it a look?
Blurb:
Su Mu and Tang Yu.
Known as the two greats of No. 1 High School.
Peerless in intelligence, breathtakingly beautiful.
Childhood friends who grew up together, innocent and inseparable.
Su Mu: "Ugh! I thought he was a good guy, but it turns out he doesn't know how to act like a human!"
Tang Yu: "Being human is boring. The world of beasts is much more fun."
The lover I raised with my own hands can only stay by my side.
Yandere, reserved, scheming top x hardworking, goofy bottom
Take a look at the upcoming historical romance "After Putting on a Secret Identity, I Can Do Anything (System)", my little angels!
Blurb:
Li Yaohuan lost both parents when she was young. All they left her and her little brother was a jade bead and a few dozen copper coins.
Little did she know, the jade bead was a System vessel, one that would push her onto the path to becoming a jack-of-all-trades.
She can hold her own in the martial world and stand firm in the imperial court. The ultimate last-minute rescuer.
Known as the all-purpose brick, she's sent wherever there's a hole to fill.
Shao Jinyu, heir to the Dingyuan Marquis's household, was born noble and was brilliant from a young age. He had seen countless battles and earned many victories, but suffered from a strange illness that left him violent-tempered.
Countless nobles and officials tried to curry favor with him, only to hit a wall time and again. Yet he treated an utterly ordinary young man as someone special.
Rumor had it that the young Marquis Shao always kept the man right under his nose, and gossip was rife.
Earn money to support the family
Li Yaohuan: I can do it.
System: You can do it.
Treat the sick and save lives
Li Yaohuan: I haven't studied medicine...
System: You can do it.
Battlefields and the imperial court
Li Yaohuan: I'm weak...
System: You can do it.
The heir is gay
Li Yaohuan: ???
System: This is beyond the syllabus. I can't help you, but I'm sure you can do it.
Li Yaohuan: Should... should I take a chance?
Shao Jinyu (looking down, agonized): Li Yaohuan is the only cure for me, but he's a man...
Marquise (smiling as she twirls a flower): Should the Marquis's household send reinforcements to snatch him back?
Shao Jinyu (perking up): Sounds good!
Li Yaohuan (hesitant): ...
Theme: Sustainable development means knowing when enough is enough
It's so true that you should learn swear words first when learning a language, hahahaha
Starting today, Xiao Gong decided to take good care of his kidneys
Hahahaha, the nature of one dragon and one snake. . . . . .
It's very pretty, but there's just too little~hahahahaha
Ginkgo Tree: First of all, I didn't mess with any of you.
Ah hahahahahahahaha there is also a deputy cp!
Hahahahahahahaha the scenery outside the window (show me. Jpg)
It's ok666
Open the back door hahahaha
When I saw xz, my first reaction was that a certain celebrity was also gone.