After Reincarnating, I Got Trampled by a Cabbage

The main story is complete.

The next two stories I'll be starting:

Delicate and Precious http://www.jjwxc.net/onebook.php?novelid=4284992

The thing Wang Liulang hated most in life was cats.

But one day, when he opened his eyes, he discovered that he'd turned into a cat. What was even more devastating was that he had become the cat of Cui Siniang, his sworn enemy since childhood.

A gentleman can be killed, but not humiliated!

But...that shrimp ball looks so translucent and delicious.

And the soft tuft on that stick looks like so much fun to pounce on.

He felt utterly humiliated, but couldn't help giving in to his feline instincts.

Every day, he swings between indulgence and despair.

"Want to turn back into a human? Beg me!" the pretty young lady says, kicking her embroidered shoes and blowing on the fingernail stain from her balsam flowers.

He is so enraged he nearly faints, yowling, "Cui Si, if I, Wang Liu, don't avenge this, may I never be human again! Who would marry a young lady as unvirtuous and ill-mannered as you?"

Many years later,

Cui Si holds their child and recalls the past. "Liulang, I remember you once said that if you didn't avenge this, you would never be human again?"

Quick-thinking Wang Liu: "Meow..."

No one can escape Wang Jingze's Law of Delicious Hypocrisy!

A feng shui master who transmigrates into another body VS a street thug who transmigrates into another body. How about a prodigal who turns over a new leaf?

http://www.jjwxc.net/onebook.php?novelid=4410095

Pure love: Your Face-Slapping Maniac Has Logged On

After transmigrating into the body of a little-known entertainer with the same name, Lin Chengmiao is so angry he laughs.

Not only is this guy a good person, he's practically a saint!

Heh, a saint, huh? There is no such thing in my world!

And so--

The variety show Lin Chengmiao appears on as a guest becomes a massive ratings hit!

The haters: ?

The TV drama starring Lin Chengmiao gets ratings above five!

The haters: ??

The film Lin Chengmiao appears in dominates the summer box office and earns him a nomination for Best Supporting Actor at the Golden Boat Awards!

The haters: ??? So what? Without fashion campaigns and major endorsements, he's still a nobody!

Not long afterward...

Lin Chengmiao becomes the spokesperson for the luxury jewelry design brand Remy...

Lin Chengmiao is announced as a K-brand ambassador...

Lin Chengmiao becomes the brand ambassador for the entire range of home goods, phones, cars, and more from Huanyu Group...

The haters: ...So what? No matter how impressive he is, he's still just an actor!

Not long afterward...

Good citizen Lin Chengmiao catches a purse snatcher in a busy shopping district...

A major verified media account reposts a newspaper article thanking Lin Chengmiao for his heroic act, sparking widespread discussion...

The haters: ...Who are you, anyway?

Lin Chengmiao: Guess?

Cool, gloomy CEO gong VS foodie, goofy, overimaginative shou

Pure love first, then historical romance! The historical-romance storyline is quite expansive.

Also known as Tales of Fuqiu. You've already clicked in...why not add it to your collection before you go?

Lively, talkative woman VS taciturn, aloof man, one-on-one, with their relationship firmly locked in!

The character concept is based on an old trope of mine. If you have questions, see the author's note in Chapter 21. I'm utterly exhausted by this. Similar character concepts exist in the world, but there cannot be identical character concepts or identical stories. Even if the characters seem similar, their reasons for acting as they do are different. The chance of a chain of people copying the same trope is tiny. Don't derail the discussion; read it first before commenting.

Jiang Fan died.

Even as she died, she never figured out why she had to die, or whether it had been worth it.

But everyone in the world said, "Demoness, your hands are stained with blood. You deserve to die!"

So she gave up struggling and...died.

Forty-some years later, she came back to life in the body of an unidentified woman.

And yet the same fate awaited her.

After being down in the dumps for a while, Jiang Fan snapped!

Damn it, just because the tiger doesn't roar, you think I'm a kitten?

She was done with this. The fated number-one villainess was quitting!

She wanted to travel the mountains and rivers, eat well, and enjoy life. The demoness role could go to whoever wanted it!

In short, she was done!

Her old rival suddenly extends a hand of friendship.

Wait, this plot doesn't make sense. There's a conspiracy!

The man who has spent N years waiting for her to come back stares at her expressionlessly, raising an eyebrow. "A conspiracy? The only conspiracy I have is to marry you and bring you home!"

Fifty years ago

Jiang Fan: "Lord Yuanzhi, you're so handsome!"

Xiao Jian: "Stay away from me. (Don't come near me.JPG)"

Fifty years later

Jiang Fan: "We don't know each other. We don't know each other. We don't know each other." (repeated fifty times)

Xiao Jian: "A Li." (Lock my ship down.JPG)

Blurb two

Shocking gossip, a tragedy for the ages!

Xiao Jian, one of the Three Lords of Fuqiu, famed as "a peerless beauty among men," has been defiled by a demoness.

The demoness is said to be named Jiang Fan, with eyes as round as bells, a voice like a wolf, and a broad, stocky build.

Using her strength, she did this and that and all sorts of things to Lord Yuanzhi.

Hearing this, the many fairies lamented, nearly soaking ten handkerchiefs with their tears.

This is what people mean when they say, "A fine cabbage got trampled by a pig."

Jiang Fan: "...I didn't! It wasn't me! The cabbage made the first move!"

Xiao Jian: "Heh..."

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