The Ultimate Way to Be a Fan [Showbiz]

[Blurb]

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A post suddenly appeared on a famous entertainment gossip forum. The poster, nicknamed Gua E, wrote:

I think I found the Weibo account of the famous author Yan Shu. The only person he follows is Best Actress Shu Yumeng?!!!

I'm a fan of both of them, and after following the clues, I found something even more unbelievable!

Within an hour, the post shot straight to the top of the trending list.

The most-liked reply under the post said: All us fans who've followed Yan Shu for ten years know that his goddess is Best Actress Shu Yumeng.

The second-most-liked reply said: One is a famous suspense novelist, the other is a top-tier actress. This feels like two worlds colliding.

The post included a screenshot of a thread the excellent original poster had dug up from ten years ago, before Yan Shu became famous. He had posted it on the same forum, and it read:

How can I get together with Shu Yumeng?

Reply 1: You can have anything you want in your dreams.

Reply 2: OP, you need to take your meds.

Reply 3: Become a famous web novelist and get her to act in one of your novels.

OP replied to Reply 3: Got it, thanks.

After this old thread from ten years ago was dug up, every new reply from the gossip-loving crowd said the same thing: Thanks, everyone. We're together now.

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Blurb for the next story, "Daji Is Fair-Skinned and Gorgeous":

Su Daji, a celebrity of the demon realm, awakens in the modern world. She has fair skin, stunning looks, and long legs.

When she wakes up, she discovers that she's been slandered for over three thousand years, and she's furious.

Just as she's about to go on a killing spree, a Rolls-Royce hits her and knocks her unconscious.

From then on, she clings to a rich playboy.

Good heavens, why is modern jewelry so beautiful?

Good heavens, why are modern clothes so beautiful?

Good heavens, why are modern handbags so beautiful?

Shop, shop, shop! No money of her own? Then all she can do is threaten the rich playboy: If you don't buy it for me, I'll kill you!

The rich playboy hears this three hundred times a day. With an icy expression, he says, "Take whatever you like. The mall belongs to my family."

The rich playboy is initially a little wary, until he sees Su Daji rolling around on the floor because she failed to get a limited-edition handbag.

What? The people of the Daoist sect are trying to hunt Su Daji down? The rich playboy immediately gives the order: Acquire that whatever-it's-called Daoist sect!

Su Daji's skill: Beauty (fierceness)

The rich playboy's skill: Throwing (spoiling his) money (wife)

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