I Might Be a Scumbag Emperor

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Blurb:

Rumor has it that the Emperor of Liang is so incompetent that he neglects state affairs and spends all day indulging in pleasure. That much is bad enough, but what's hard to understand is that his favored concubine is only plain-looking. So everyone reached the conclusion that the Emperor of Liang must have poor eyesight.

Male lead's story:

Emperor Xiao Xian of Liang woke up one day in the body of an unwanted concubine in his own harem. From then on, every day he wondered how he could meet his original self. What could be more miserable than competing with your own women for favor while trying to get your original self to notice you?

Female lead's story:

Qi Yue accidentally transmigrated into the Emperor of Liang. Now she had three thousand beauties in her harem, but there was one concubine with no powerful connections and an ordinary face who kept "running into" her in different places every day.

She shook her head helplessly, thinking that women in ancient times really would stop at nothing to compete for favor.

"My dear consort, with a face like yours, it's hard for me to make a move."

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Male lead's story:

Tang Tian woke up one day inside a novel written by her ex-boyfriend. The male lead had three palaces and six courtyards, spent all day indulging in beautiful women, and was an utterly incompetent emperor.

As the male lead, she was thrilled and was about to follow the script, but...

"Your Majesty, the Noble Consort has a headache today and can't attend you tonight."

"Your Majesty, the Worthy Consort is menstruating and can't attend you tonight."

"Your Majesty, the Virtuous Consort broke her leg and can't attend you tonight."

Tang Tian: What happened to having beautiful women on both arms, being surrounded by beauties, and living a life of wine and roses? It's so hard to find someone to sleep with!

So she ordered a selection of new consorts. The Empress happily arranged everything, working for days before asking, "Is Your Majesty satisfied?"

Looking at a bunch of ugly, old, sickly, and frail candidates, Tang Tian gritted her teeth. "Satisfied. Very satisfied."

What happened to the Empress being virtuous, understanding, gentle, and considerate? What a load of rubbish! Stupid novel!

Female lead's story:

Li Hao transmigrated into his own novel as the clueless Empress, and unexpectedly discovered he could understand other people's inner thoughts.

So he started rewriting the plot, destroying the characters' established personalities, spreading rumors everywhere, and doing everything in his power to smear his ex-girlfriend, who was now the Emperor.

When she summoned someone to attend her at night, he sabotaged her plans.

When she ordered a selection of new consorts, he picked the old and ugly ones.

Whenever he saw a lovely blossom, he plucked it.

That night, the Emperor lay in a cold bed, feeling the misery of being all alone and so heartbroken she was on the verge of tears. When she opened her eyes, she saw the Empress smiling at her.

Theme: May the people live in peace and prosperity, free of disasters and disease.