A Magnet for Everyone, But This Is Liaozhai

[Male protagonist, no romance] He has barely arrived in this world when he's caught up in an imperial exam scandal. His father points at him and roars, "You unfilial son!" Behind his father, a ghastly pale head dangling from half a neck bobs up and down. It grins and silently mouths, "Unfilial son..." Wang Xiuwen stares blankly. "Am I seeing things?" Behind him, a wooden doll with blood-red cheeks speaks in a muffled voice. "Nope~" At his feet, a cold, slimy snake with a human face speaks in a shrill voice. "Nope~" A stiff, bluish-white hand with bright red nail polish rests on his right shoulder, while a woman's breathy voice sounds from his left. "Nope~" Wang Xiuwen turns around to look, and all he sees is a moldy, faded red bridal veil. * [Beep! Congratulations, Host, you've been successfully bound to the System. I'm System No. 2, the Charisma System. Host, you're about to become irresistible to everyone. Are you happy? Excited?!] "Neither happy nor excited." With dark circles under his eyes and utterly hopeless, Wang Xiuwen opens the door so the System can see the demons dancing outside. "Don't you think you've got the wrong species?" The System is shocked! The System starts checking for viruses, but finds none! Sorry, Host. The System is about to crash. Theme: Prosperity, civilization, harmony, freedom, equality, and justice.