Becoming the Overpowered Heroine in a Tragic Novel

"According to the script, the male lead will stab you next, take your golden core, and give it to his one true love." "Really? I don't believe it. If I stab him faster, his sword won't be able to catch me." "But you're the heroine of an angsty romance. The male lead is supposed to torment you..." "I torment everyone except myself. How is that not an angsty romance? Go hang the male lead on the city wall for three days. Let's see how long it takes him to cry and call me Dad." The Immortal Saga: Three Thousand Weak Waters, a notorious online novel that burst onto the scene in 20XX, brought together every classic infuriating trope. The heroine was misunderstood, framed, and tormented in body and soul. The male lead and 108 female rivals took turns torturing her for three hundred chapters, until at last she achieved a happy ending. For a time, the comments section was a battlefield, with blades flashing and blood in the air. The "Evil Stepmother Author Made Me Cry" camp and the "Garbage Author Fed Me Crap" camp fought for three hundred rounds without a winner. Shu Fu, an utterly ordinary fan of wish-fulfillment stories, lived by the principles "If it's not satisfying, don't read it" and "Never make the heroine suffer more than she has to." She transmigrated into the heroine's body, with the script having her all figured out. Then she infuriated everyone who had ever upset the heroine to death. A sharp-tongued immortal (male) with zero friends × a badass woman (female) who's both tough and talkative 1. A goofy xianxia story about transmigrating into a book, with two equally matched leads in a 1v1 romance. The leads have eccentric ideas and outrageous attitudes, and each one is more shameless than the last. 2. The heroine's name is pronounced "Shufu," meaning this story will leave you feeling extremely satisfied. 3. The male lead isn't the male lead of the original book. Handsome, strong, and not tragic. He's a rare gem, and together he and the heroine can unleash an AOE attack on everyone. New project 1: This Isn't a Proper Game (Coming soon, see the author's profile) New project 2: I Sent the Immortal Lord to Jail (Complete) "High God!" "Don't call me High God. Call me Director." "Right, High God. The situation is this: the Water Conservancy Office's Immortal Official Wang diverted six major and minor waterways without authorization to build a heavenly lake for the mortal woman he was pursuing, causing frequent droughts across the region..." "That's pretty impressive of him. Pass down the order: the Immortal Lord in charge of the Water Conservancy Office knew about it and failed to report it, neglecting his supervisory duties. Give him a major demerit. As for Immortal Official Wang, since he likes abusing public resources so much, I don't think he needs to serve as a public official anymore. Send him down to the mortal realm to dig canals. He's all show and no substance. The people don't need an immortal like that." For Nie Zhao, transmigrating was both good news and bad news. The good news was that while most people transmigrated to cultivate immortality, she discovered she'd ascended to immortality the moment she arrived. The bad news was that this "Immortal Realm" she had ascended to seemed a little off. Some of these immortals, so elegant and impeccably dressed, were trapped in epic, tragic romances spanning three lifetimes. Some were obsessed with chasing their wives and never came back. Some were locked in passionate palace intrigues, jealous of their rivals. Others had turned demonic after love twisted into hatred... In short, they were all very dramatic. With so many immortals neglecting their duties, the realms of immortals and mortals were in chaos. Demons ran rampant, corruption persisted despite repeated crackdowns, and all manner of evil spirits were growing bolder. The world was on the verge of collapse. As for the body she had transmigrated into, it belonged to a victim of an immortal-mortal romance who had died in bitterness after being driven to despair. Her greatest wish before she died was never to see her immortal boyfriend again, in this life or the next. Now, Nie Zhao, a public servant from the 21st century, had ascended to the Immortal Realm. Remembering the Regulations on Disciplinary Sanctions for Civil Servants that she'd been holding before transmigrating, she set herself a small goal. She would make sure every derelict immortal was stripped of their public office and prosecuted under the law. I will uphold justice. You can rot in prison forever. That's one way to make sure we never see each other again. Premise: To set our hearts on what is good, secure a livelihood for the people, carry on the teachings of the sages, and bring peace to all generations.