Bleating Sheep [JX3]

"Baili Qingyang... Daoist Heguang... dried mutton... What was my real name again? I don't know who I've lived this life as, but whoever I am, now that this moment has come, I have regrets, but at least I leave no heirs..." "Copy my beloved Tusu again and I'll break off our friendship! All you got was three months without chicken, so quit whining!" As the protagonist, Baili Qingyang's life this time around was, by some measure, a pretty eventful one. She joined the Haoran Alliance at seventeen and spent her life at war, without a moment's rest (there were no long holidays in the Tang dynasty). She was incorruptible and upright, with no money left at home (a paycheck-to-paycheck sort). She made great contributions to the martial world during the Dihua and Anshi versions, defeating Zhulong and pacifying Nanzhao, and made a name for herself in history (she memorized dungeon guides). Her life was full of dramatic twists, but fortunately, she got her happy ending (HE). Plot-focused, with a male and female lead who are both a little crazy, and a slightly slow start. The female lead's character class is Jingyu, but her real self is a Qichun dad. The male lead is one of the people in the shadows, and the pairing is Tang-Yang. (This pairing is so niche I can't even find fan art. Whoever draws me some, I'll marry them _(:3"∠)_) Reader's guide: 1. A Guild Wars 3 setting with a Gintama vibe. The female lead was born in the Tang dynasty and raised by a transmigrated Guild Wars 3 player. Her worldview spans past and present, and her logic is delightfully bizarre. Expect a roller-coaster plot, with an outrageous twist in nearly every chapter. 2. The female lead has a personality disorder. In short, she's a jerk. A huge jerk. 3. The female lead really is a jerk! (Important things must be said three times.)