I Ended Up with a Gorgeous Good-for-Nothing

This novel:

1.

Demon Lord Xu Basui has the strongest spirit core in history. It's so powerful that he keeps bursting into flames, and his body runs hot.

He thinks he can rule heaven and earth and is hot stuff, until a voice appears in his head claiming to be the System: "Actually, this is a book, and you're a vicious, dimwitted, lovesick masochist villain. Your job is to help the protagonists achieve perfect harmony in their lives~"

Xu Basui: "???"

2.

The protagonist seme is Zhou Ming, a rising star of the immortal sect whom Xu Basui has a hopeless crush on. The protagonist uke is the useless pretty boy he can't stand.

So he's supposed to help the man he loves get together with his rival?

That's freaking ridiculous.

3.

Xu Basui takes on the task of humiliating and trampling the useless uke. He swings a fist at him, then realizes the beauty's body is icy cold and feels amazing to touch.

Later, he discovers that this useless guy's traits are, well, very compatible with his own, especially when it comes to dual cultivation.

4.

Seven and Eighty-Eight

Eighty-Eight, a ferocious wildcat that breathes fire, finds a beautiful, cold ragdoll cat that can make ice.

At first, Wild Eighty-Eight can't stand the ragdoll's fake sweetness. He often flips backward and shouts, "Zhou Seven! Take this paw! I'll kick you over!"

Ragdoll Seven takes it all in stride: "Meow."

Later, the two cats discover that fire and ice are natural enemies, so they spar with their paws from time to time.

Wild Eighty-Eight often loses, and can't even flip backward anymore. All he can do is meow, "QAQ"

Ragdoll Seven often wins, wagging his fluffy tail as he grooms Wild Eighty-Eight: "OvO"

Xu Basui, uke & Zhou Jin (Zhou Baiyuan), seme

Sharp-tongued, wicked demon lord & beautiful, weak, miserable, scheming nobody

#They're both dark and wicked, so of course they'll get together#

Feel free to check out the other historical danmei novels on my author page:

My Substitute Says Goodbye to You

Don't Suck on Me, I'm Not Sweet

My Dao Companion Is a Little Fox

Rubbing my paws together to wish everyone an early Happy New Year!

Theme: My fate is in my own hands