Playing Dou Dizhu in the Cold Palace (System)

Shut-in Su Miaomiao transmigrates and finds herself bound to a chatty dating System.

But the System is unreliable. She transmigrates into a grassland girl who is unloved by her scumbag father, abandoned by her scumbag boyfriend, and thrown into the palace to be chosen as a consort.

System: We're still in the early stages of operation, so there are a few little bugs. Don't worry, I'm here. Even a palace maid can turn her life around! After analyzing the data, I can tell you that when you meet the emperor, all you have to do is sass everyone and everything. He'll realize how pure and unpretentious you are, then fall in love with you!

Su Miaomiao: "Screw you! Did you use some fake database or what?"

Eunuch: "What? You dare insult the emperor! Throw her into the Cold Palace at once."

Su Miaomiao: ...

System: Don't worry. This emperor isn't following the script. I'll find you a better-looking partner.

Su Miaomiao: "I'd rather spend my whole life as an old palace maid, playing Chinese poker in the Cold Palace, than ever believe another word you say!"

And so, following the principle of lying down to play games wherever she falls, Su Miaomiao resigned herself to playing landlord for the rest of her life in the Cold Palace.

But as she played, the prince insisted on dragging her into a rebellion.

System: Don't worry, this is normal. Looks like your new love interest has realized you're special. With me here, everything will go smoothly.

"I don't believe a word you say!"

Clutching her playing cards, Su Miaomiao grabbed her friend and tried to run.

But the prince kept closing in, chasing her relentlessly, treating her like royalty and insisting she take her place as empress.

Both leads are each other's only partners; sweet story, no angst.

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