The Port Mafia Heiress Is Live-Trolling Dazai

Please check out my new novel: Mr. Dazai Is Always Angry Blurb: A high-ranking Port Mafia executive is being passionately pursued by a vampire, a demon, and a pet shop owner. #That pet shop owner wants to collect the god who fell into the mortal world. #The progenitor of vampires applies to pose as his lover under the pretext of conducting an investigation. The head of the Port Mafia says, "As they say, the one who lives closest gets the moon first. The Port Mafia welcomes you." -- And so, with all five Port Mafia executives gathered around Nakahara Chuuya, Dazai Osamu wears a perfectly innocent smile, feeling like he's got a bit of a green hat on his head. #I hear someone has their eye on my little shrimp? #Is your life tough enough to take it? #I've heard adjoining graves are cheap. Better buy one early, or you'll miss your chance. Warnings: 1. The author ships Soukoku and is a Chuuya fan. 2. I first started writing this because of some stories where Dazai is a scumbag and Chuuya is a pushover. This is an OOC Chuuya story: he won't go soft, he's not easy to placate, he won't dote on Dazai, and Dazai can't easily manipulate him. At first, they're both stubborn and tsundere, and neither has actually been with anyone else. Later, Chuuya realizes his feelings before Dazai does. Dazai keeps digging his own grave, then discovers he's been in love all along, but by then Chuuya has already given up. 3. This is absolutely OOC. If you find it uncomfortable, please stop reading immediately. Don't force yourself to keep reading when it makes you sick. Writing is hard, so please grant an author who has already laid out the premise this last bit of dignity. Thank you. 4. There are lots of scenes where Dazai gets jealous, and since he keeps messing things up, there's a groveling-to-win-him-back arc. 6. Characters from My Hero Academia appear in the story. Read at your own risk!!!! Theme: