Harry's Suitors

I'm writing Transmigrated into the Wizarding World and Tangled Up with the Dark Lord in August. There are other blurbs in my collection, so feel free to save them if you're interested. As for updates, I'll post whenever I feel like it. (?ò ? ó?) After watching the Quidditch World Cup, Harry returned to school to find everything had turned strange. Not only was Draco pestering him, but even Professor Snape kept forgetting to take points from him, and had even started awarding him points in a bizarre twist. The new Professor Gaunt was even more unusual, often gazing at him with deep affection. Scene One Harry glared at Draco, growing a little exasperated. "Draco, get lost, or I'll hit you." "Go ahead and hit me! Just don't hurt your hand, or it'll break my heart." The others put on their gossipy faces. Malfoy, where's your pride? Since when did you become so shameless? Scene Two Harry looked nervously at the stern-faced Professor Snape. "P-Professor Snape, is there something you need?" Professor Snape seemed to have made a momentous decision. In a low voice, he said, "Harry, I want to take care of you, for the rest of our lives." Everyone looked astonished. Was Professor Snape confessing his feelings to Harry? Scene Three, A certain new professor (His Majesty the Dark Lord): "Harry, if you won't be with me, I won't be able to stop myself from destroying the wizarding world." Everyone looked horrified. Harry, you'd better make this sacrifice! Harry was on the verge of tears. "But I like girls!" A glint of murderous intent flashed in the new professor's eyes. Cho Chang, reading in her dormitory, sneezed. She checked the calendar: tomorrow was an extremely unlucky day, and it was best not to go out. Staying in the dormitory would be safer. Author's note: The original characters and story belong to their original creator. I'm only responsible for the ideas. If you don't like fanfiction, you can read the original. This is just for fun, so please don't overanalyze it. Updates: Once every other day. Theme: