HP: After I Transmigrated, the Dark Lord Wouldn't Leave Me Alone

In November, writing After Transmigrating, I Discovered Gin's Character Was All Wrong. There are other blurbs on my author page, so feel free to add them to your reading list if you're interested. As for updates, we'll see how it goes. (?ò ? ó?) Blurb 1 Transmigrating as Cedric Diggory in Harry Potter means he's doomed. In a bad mood, he goes to drink at a Muggle bar, where he somehow ends up in bed with someone. After being used and discarded, Cedric returns to Hogwarts. He avoids volunteering and entering the tournament, but the power of the plot still drags him into the Triwizard Tournament. When the final round arrives, he sees a familiar man before him and is utterly stunned. 'You think you can run after messing with me? Who gave you the nerve?' The Dark Lord's scarlet eyes smolder with suppressed fury. Blurb 2 He thought that escaping the Dark Lord and going to New York would let him live a normal life. But why are mutants everywhere and superheroes flying across the sky? Even if he transmigrated into fanfiction, this is way too chaotic! And when did the cat he raised turn into Voldemort? Is it too late for him to fake his death? Mini-scene 1 The Death Eaters: 'Your Majesty, it's time to take over the wizarding world.' 'Can't you see I'm busy? I don't have time.' The Dark Lord, putting snacks on a shelf, suddenly remembers something. 'Oh, right. I heard aliens have shown up again. Go keep them occupied.' Ten minutes later, a certain metal man sees the black-robed crowd stealing his job for the Nth time and flies into a rage. 'Bastards! You villains are stealing my job again...' Mini-scene 2 Harry watches the Death Eaters fighting aliens, itching to join in. Draco quickly wraps an arm around his waist. 'Harry, don't be impulsive. You're carrying a baby!' Harry's face turns bright red, and he yells furiously, 'Get your paws off me! I'm not pregnant.' 'Of course, of course. If you say you're not, then you're not. Don't be angry.' 1. The original characters and their stories belong to their respective creators. 2. If you don't like fanfiction, read the original work. Theme: Life is hard, but we have to keep going.