[Western Crossover] Not Enough Luck

The serial next door: [Western Crossover] Did Superman Turn Antihero Today? *Mainly focused on the top; plus two upcoming stories: [Crossover] Batman Never Gives Up *Who Batman Flirts With Has Nothing to Do With Me, Brucey, Right? [Quick Transmigration] A Survival Guide for Horror Game Bosses *

People think Batman has terrible luck. I admit it.

EXM?!

Sure, Batman's unlucky, but why are you all looking at me, Bruce?

Please! That dark, grumpy idiot vigilante isn't me! He's my second personality, okay?

I, Bruce Wayne, weigh less than two hundred pounds, can eat and fight like a champ, but am also a pitiful, delicate, fragile, pampered chairman of the board. My biggest wish in life is to pound the lunatic Joker in the room next door into a wall, pour concrete over him, and sink him into the sea as a bridge foundation. Ideally, I'd also land a gorgeous older woman as my wife and have a couple of kids for fun.

But.

Who knew?

I only closed my eyes for a moment, and ended up in another world, transformed into a tall, beautiful woman? (Though I'm a man in women's clothes... What the heck? Is this some kind of joke?)

Hello? Kidding me?

Wait, who are you, you dark, brooding guy?! Don't come any closer! I know I'm tall, beautiful, and sexy enough to make anyone lose control... but that's no reason for you to chase after me!

This Batman has contracted Joker's virus but possesses antibodies, so he has self-isolated in Arkham, staying in the room across from Joker and trading insults with him every day. After contracting Joker's virus, Batman and Brucey split into two personalities, but they will merge later.

Though he may seem unserious, he's genuinely miserable. He hasn't adopted any Robins either, just Damian. Damian later flies solo and cuts ties with Brucey for good, while Alfred gets killed by Joker.

That's one whole lot of misery.

Read it with me: a, wid, ow, with, no, chil, dren!

This comedy writer doesn't know what "a little angst makes the romance sweeter" means~

Theme: Good and evil will both get what they deserve