[JoJo's Bizarre Adventure] Every Day I Come Home to Find My Husband Pretending to Be Dead

After work today, I came home and saw my husband lying on the floor with an arrow stuck in him. He looked like he'd been dead for quite a while.

Just as I was about to take out my phone and call the police, he suddenly sat up and cheerfully said, "Prank successful! Scared you, huh? Hahahaha!"

Reader's note:

1. The male lead is Diavolo. The author's writing is at elementary-school level, and there is an extreme OOC warning. Proceed with caution.

2. Feel free to point out typos and bugs in the comments or discuss the plot. Your comments will help me update faster.