[JoJo's Bizarre Adventure] DIO Ate Your Brain

Author's unhinged-brainstorm series

After you move into your new home, your kind neighbor next door tells you to make sure the doors and windows are locked when night falls, and never to go outside.

Otherwise, zombies will eat your brains.

Reader advisory:

1. The main story is told in third person. The original belongs to Araki; any out-of-character moments are mine.

2. A goofy, illogical comedy for fun. Let's all enjoy it peacefully. If you don't like it, just click X.

3. Feel free to leave memes in the comments. There may be random surprises!