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[Pre-collection of "After Living with Zaizai from the Police Academy Team", "Mama Jingguang Forbids Me to Drink", "Falling in Love with Matsuda Nya", "I Was Targeted by the Police Academy Team after Picking Up the Cat", "I Overturned in the Police Academy Team After Breaking Up with Love"]
*The third person of the text
After being bound to the "Evil System", I fully displayed my evil aura. As long as my name was called out in the police academy, almost everyone knew it and was afraid of it...
What I usually do is not to build the reputation of the organization and collect protection fees.
That is to persecute Jingguang and others to wear women's clothing and conduct training on male ethics.
With money, a younger brother, and entertainment, I live a very carefree life...
But maybe God wants to eliminate evil, and I was kidnapped,
There were also a lot of Baga eggs tied up on her body...
In desperation, I contacted Curly Hair.
He was also kind enough to save me...
After that, he was my favorite.
If anyone dares to bully him, he will be in trouble with my eldest sister!
But he always seems to be depressed...
So in order to make him happy, I decided to complete some small goals——
1. Put him into a cherry pink tutu √
2. Wear him with super thick pads and high heels√
3. Prepare him pika pika's fantasy magic cane√
4. In the above attire, he must be seen and applauded by his contemporaries√
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n. Laugh that he might still be a magician when he is thirty, and give him an impressive cuckold after dating√
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Matsuda has been paying attention to a girl for a long time...
She is a little different from others,
His mind is filled with things he doesn't understand.
Every time after she succeeds in playing a prank on him, her eyes turn kira kira...
But every time he was bullied or had his life threatened,
She would always be the first to rush to protect him very handsomely...
He admitted that he was moved...
But she can also make a lot of noise, right?
Matsuda: ... Can you calm down a little bit?
Me: Sure enough, you still think that my Oppa style is not as big as yours and you dislike me... Uh-huh, what are you doing! !
Matsuda: Don't stay in bed, you have to file for marriage today... Cough, Mrs. Matsuda? (He blushes and averts his gaze
Me: Oh, oh hoo! Jinpei-chan, you are so cute today! !
●Cp Matsuda
●All members of the police academy team provide relief to
Screenshot of copywriting: (initial version) 2021.05.23√
(Final version) 2022.01.21√
■Advance collection of "After Living with the Police Academy Team Zaizai"
I, Midori Ando, am unmarried, but have four children——
Ling Ling, who has a dark face but is very upright,
Jingguang, who has a good temper and is never picky about food,
The mouth dislikes the upright and cool Jinping,
Kenji is always smiling and saying good things.
But they are all troublemakers!
Especially Ling Ling and Jin Ping always fight,
I often run away from home when my teeth are broken...
After doing bad things, Kenji will act coquettishly and act cute.
Jing Guang secretly hid in the corner and cried...
And I, the dark cuisine chef,
As long as I am here, no one will be spared!
Come on! Let's fight!
Let's see who is the biggest troublemaker! (Doge
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After a while, the cubs grew up,
I will finally feel so distressed and numb...
Jingguang: How can you eat those things? I'll cook!
Jinping: Is the air conditioner broken again? I'll fix it!
Ling Ling: Did you buy random things again? Let me help you carry it!
Yan Er: Are you homesick? Be good and don't cry~!
I wiped away the tears of emotion: You are all mature little adults.
So now it's up to you to support me www! ! (Salted fish lying down
The four people refused in unison: -Dah! !
*
The cubs grow up very quickly,
In just three months, he has grown taller than her.
But why have their attitudes become so attentive?
Kenji: Midori, let's go for a ride together!
Jinpei: Hey, I'm going to repair the washing machine!
Ling Ling: I'll show you a sandbag fracture!
Jingguang: Can I wash and cook for you all the time?
Kenji & Zhenping & Ling Ling:——Dah! Sneak away Dara!
I scratched my head, not sure why.
It's better to continue being a spoiled salted fish! (Hello
■"After I picked up the cat, I was targeted by the police academy team"
I picked up a cat named Jingguang.
It is very cute and obedient,
Never cause trouble, stay calm,
But he will also defeat bad guys for me.
I love sleeping with it in my arms,
Plush and warm...
But when I woke up the next day,
Why is there suddenly a naked man with cat ears and a tail in his arms?
Wait, why is he blushing?
I'm the one who wants to blush!
"——What are you doing?!!"
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The few fluffy dogs that had just returned from a walk stared at me angrily.
It seems like there are cats outside when I carry them on my back...
Me: Um, Jinping, don't make a bad face at me...
Zhen Ping Wang: ... Bang!
Me: ... Oooooo Kenji, save me!
Yan Erwang: I can't hear you! I can't hear you!
Me: Ling Ling... Forget it, just pretend I didn't say it...
Ling Ling Miao: ... What do you mean? !
Forget it, I'll just show it off.
No matter how I explain it, they don't believe it, so they might as well go to sleep (lie down
Kenji & Jinpei & Zero Zero: How long are you going to pretend to be dead——! !
■"After the breakup of love, I fell over in the police academy team"
[Congratulations on binding the script "Becoming a Wave in the Waves of Neptune"!
Me: I am Level 10 of Shixianyu, and I can cut off love and love!
[System: No! No one can resist the charm of the police academy team!
(Immediately sent to the police academy——
Me: Don't believe it, I... I can do it! !
[System:... You can't, the script just now has expired, let's start again - "Aquaman who has never been in love vs. The police academy team with 100% favorability"]
Me:... Isn't it okay to post a post? QAQ...
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That afternoon, I was lost in the campus of Nottingham University, and the colorful falling cherry blossoms disrupted my sight...
Hagiwara with ulterior motives: What's wrong with you, classmate? Need help?
Me (holding back the urge to put a sack on me and holding the script tremblingly): Don't, don't hurt me!
[System: Well done to the newcomer! Bang bang bang!
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After finishing my meal, I met a long wild cat playing the guitar...
Me (resisting the urge to turn home and said very reluctantly): Don't, don't block the way!
Jingguang Maomao tilted his head:...?
[System: Female Goose is great! !
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The water pipe burst in the bathroom again, and Matsuda from the dormitory next door came to help...
Matsuda: If anything is broken, you can ask me to fix it.
Me (resisting the urge to say earthy love words, scolded with tears streaming down my face): No, no need! You three-minute man!
[System: You are the best class I have led! !
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After n days, I finally couldn't suppress my impulse and gave up on them until——
They surrounded me and smiled...
Me: I said I was forced... Do you believe it?
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Purpose: Happiness is achieved through hard work. You must work hard and not be knocked down by fate!