The Demon Lord Wants to Kill Me Every Day

The first time the Demon Lord saw Jiang Wan, she was a graceful young man in blue robes, sitting in a teahouse and drinking tea. The cult leader was dazzled at first sight, then called out, "A beautiful young man like this could make countless heroes and gallants develop a taste for men. We should kill him now and nip it in the bud."

And so, Jiang Wan was hunted relentlessly.

The second time the Demon Lord saw Jiang Wan, she wore a red gown embroidered with gold and sat playing the qin in the imperial palace. The cult leader stared, muttering, "A beauty this peerless could stir up so much chaos. We should kill her now and be done with it."

And so, Jiang Wan received four or five cups of poisoned wine.

The third time the Demon Lord encountered Jiang Wan, she stood by the river in white robes as pure as snow, ethereal as a fairy. The cult leader stood frozen for a long while, then sighed. "I should kill her... Forget it, I'll take her back instead. Only I can bear the sin of letting a beauty like this go to waste."

Jiang Wan: "..." Well, aren't you just amazing?

Note from 2019.7.12