The Four Emperors' Prize Flower

Important: This is an indulgent flight of fancy I wrote because I felt like it. The OOC is mine, the characters belong to everyone. If you don't like it, don't read.

In the first week after Otsutsuki Kaguya became Charlotte Linlin, she successfully lost ten jin.

In the first month after Otsutsuki Kaguya became Charlotte Linlin, she successfully lost thirty jin.

In the third month after Otsutsuki Kaguya became Charlotte Linlin, her name appeared in the top five of the New World's beauty rankings.

The pirates of the New World: Is this really not a ranking of combat power?

Then they attached a high-definition beauty shot with no blind spots, taken from 360 degrees...

Holy crap! Big Mom is actually this beautiful?

The Charlotte children: We used to worry about Mom's binge-eating. Now we have to worry about her face.

You bastards lusting after our mom, all of you can die!