Cherry Blossom First Love

[My next book, Meteor Falls into Her Palm, has a blurb at the very bottom. Feel free to add it to your collection!]

I.

Top-tier artist Bai Mumu spends her days snarking at her boss and sparring with clients. Her razor-sharp tongue can scorch the whole room, and she never backs down.

Her boss, Zhu Shou, drags her off to negotiate with a legendary game company with an incredible background. Bai Mumu is determined to land the contract.

Before signing, she spots a familiar figure she really shouldn't be seeing. Her scalp goes numb, and her startled soul unleashes a full-on Ma-style roar. Her good days are over!

After the contract is signed, the forums are flooded with identically formatted posts:

- Help! What do I do when my ex becomes my client daddy?

- Help! What do I do when my ex becomes my new boss?

- Help! I got into a screaming match with my ex at the police station, and then he became both my client daddy and my new boss. What do I do?

II.

Bai Mumu has always had a bizarrely high opinion of herself. Anyone prettier than her can't match her sharp tongue; anyone with a sharper tongue can't draw as well as she can. She's got dozens of layers of filters over her face.

Her blind self-admiration only lasts until she reaches into her pocket and can't find two coins.

With two pitiful tears streaming down her face, she kneels before Money Daddy and joins the ranks of game streamers to earn some extra cash.

To her surprise, all her viewers seem to have a bit of a masochistic streak. They shower her with luxury yachts and beg her to roast them.

Bai Mumu thrives in her livestreams but flounders at work. Gu Chen, her client daddy and new boss, bullies her mercilessly. The maddening part is that she dares not even complain.

Bai Mumu decides to go big. On stream, she announces that if the capitalist surnamed Gu apologizes to her, she'll eat shit live.

She doesn't really mean it. That jerk doesn't even know she streams.

The next day, Gu Chen summons her to his office and says, very seriously, "I was wrong."

Bai Mumu: ...!!

[The awkward Mr. Gu, who says he doesn't want to but whose body says otherwise, vs. the top-tier original artist whose mouth is coated in chili peppers and knives] [2019.11.18]

My next book, Meteor Falls into Her Palm, is available to add to your collection!

[Female chemical engineering PhD x fighter pilot]

Che Xiaxia set two life goals for herself as a child:

First, she wanted to become a PhD, the kind that drives species to extinction, with the domineering aura of Conan, leaving death wherever she goes.

Second, she wanted to marry a gentle, sensible, virtuous husband who puts her first in everything and is always at her beck and call.

As an adult, she has achieved half of her first goal. Che Xiaxia has proudly become a PhD in chemistry, but her domineering aura of leaving death wherever she goes is a little hard to pull off. So far, she still can't outdo Conan.

As for her second goal, Che Xiaxia angrily glances at Su Wei, who is sprawled beside her and sleeping like a king. Her domineering aura surges straight to the crown of her head, and her primordial power erupts.

She pours all the skill she's cultivated in her life into her fists, pummels him until his bones and tendons are all out of place, then uses her Bone-Melting Palm to wipe out the evidence.

Su Wei, forced awake: Are you looking for trouble again?

Che Xiaxia snaps, "You think I'm scared of you? Believe it or not, I'll hit you with a 360-degree gymnastics spin into a frog-jump kneel... and bow to the fighter-pilot big shot."

Su Wei: ...

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