The Demonic Priest Says You Will Usurp the Throne

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As the saying goes, good news stays within the household, while bad news travels a thousand miles. Ever since that old bastard came to his manor and spread rumors without a care, the gossip had swept through the entire city of Huadu like a spring breeze overnight.

His Majesty: "I hear you're the reincarnation of the Jade Emperor?"

Rong Shu: "..."

His Majesty: "I hear you can command the celestial soldiers and generals?"

Rong Shu: "..."

His Majesty: "I hear you intend to usurp the throne?"

Rong Shu: "..."

Rong Shu had it rough, but no one would listen to Prince Rong complain!

Was there any prince in the world worse off than him? A father who wanted to stab him in the back every day, a brother who was ready to do it at any moment, and a wife who had already stabbed him once. Whenever he faced the three of them, all he could do was sigh at the heavens. What had clouded your eyes, and what had clouded your minds? Was it lard? Was it this wretched life?

[Blurb Two]

The brilliant Prince Rong had a mystery he had never solved: He was handsome, his character was one in a million, and he was a rare good person in this world. So why did no one appreciate him? Not only did they fail to cherish him, they tried every way they could to kill, torment, and destroy him.

Li Hua's merciless conclusion: It's all because this man has done too many bad things and was born with a masochistic streak. If not you, then who else should get stabbed?

Rong Shu: "I didn't. I haven't. Don't make things up."

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1. The silly author wrote this in stolen moments just for fun, and hopes everyone has fun reading it too. Please don't nitpick~

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One,

A new interpretation of the Core Values:

Gu Chen: "Can you be reasonable? Have you ever studied the Core Values? Prosperity, democracy, civility, harmony."

Bai Mumu: "You're too greedy. Aren't we prosperous and democratic enough already?"

Gu Chen: "How is this democratic? You're just a bandit."

Bai Mumu: "I've always upheld prosperity and democracy. It's just our custom-made version. In plain terms, you provide the prosperity, I make the decisions. So you should kneel and bow to me."

Gu Chen: "...Damn."

Two,

Bai Mumu: "I'm so jealous of you. How did you get so lucky?"

Gu Chen: "?"

Bai Mumu: "You managed to get a girlfriend like me. You're truly heaven's chosen one. I'm so jealous of you."

Gu Chen: "Ever seen the middle finger? Want me to show you?"

Three,

Bai Mumu: "In your previous life, you must have been a monk who reincarnated for ten thousand years, accumulating merit and practicing abstinence."

Gu Chen rolled his eyes and didn't feel like responding.

Bai Mumu: "Why aren't you asking me why?"

Gu Chen, humoring her: "Why?"

Bai Mumu: "If you hadn't saved all those sentient beings for ten thousand years, how could you have earned such great blessings and met me in this life?"

Gu Chen: "Maybe I wiped out Buddha's father and killed Buddha's wife. Buddha must hate me so much that he made me suffer this tribulation in this life."

Theme: Face the sunshine and keep moving forward~