Married at First Sight

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Question: What's the most outrageous thing you've ever done?

Anonymous user: Fallen for my cousin's boyfriend. (Just kidding.)

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Song Xi first met Song Xingrang at his cousin Sui Yuan's house. The man was so dazzling that Song Xi could see nothing but him. "C-Cousin, is he your boyfriend?"

When Song Xingrang first met Song Xi, he thought his old classmate's cousin was so adorable that he couldn't resist teasing him, so he did. "That's right. Why don't you try calling me cousin-in-law?"

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A few years later, just as he reached the legal age for marriage, Song Xi impulsively proposed to the blind date he'd never met.

The next day, he had a marriage certificate in his hands, and the other holder's name was unmistakably Song Xingrang.

Before he could recover from the shock of finding out that his blind date was his cousin's boyfriend, the other man took him by the hand and led him straight into the marriage registry office.

He'd impulsively married his cousin's boyfriend.

Years later, an anonymous post was suddenly bumped back to the top.

Netizen: Oh wow. I feel bad for your cousin. You sound pretty young, so here's some friendly advice: don't be a homewrecker.

Anonymous user: Thanks for the advice. I only saw this five years later. Here's an update: I married my cousin's boyfriend, and my cousin set us up.

Netizen: ...What???

[The top and bottom are truly just old classmates, with no funny business. The bottom misunderstood. A short story of over a hundred thousand characters.]

Song Xi to Song Xingrang: You are a spark that lights up my sky of stars.

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Completed companion stories: The Fake Couple Is Forced to Play Along and Hand Out Candy (Yan Xilou x Yue Tang'ou, the Sweet Candy Couple) / The Super-Sweet Couple Hands Out Candy Online (Fu Lin'an x Tian Cheng, the Super-Sweet Couple). You can enjoy this story without having read them.

Coming soon: Breaking Up with My Ex on a Dating Show, Then Turning the Tables and Showering Them with Sweetness

This one will launch in late November or early December.

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When the cast list for Love's U-Turn, a breakup show featuring several former couples who had split up or divorced, was announced, the whole internet was stunned.

The last time Ling Jingtao and Yang Qingci's names trended together was three years ago, on the day they broke up, when Ling Jingtao slapped Yang Qingci across the face.

It was only after they split up that everyone found out they'd ever been together.

The whole internet knew their breakup had been ugly, so nobody expected them to reunite like this.

At first: "Why did you come on the show? Do you still have feelings for each other?"

Ling Jingtao wiped his bare face, then answered expressionlessly, "No. I'm broke, and you're paying way too much."

Yang Qingci kept his elegant face cold, a beauty mark at the corner of his eye looking as if it might shed a tear. "Of course not. I came here to get the chance to return the slap from three years ago."

Netizens: #DefinitelyTheCoupleLeastLikelyToGetBackTogether# #LoveWatchingAnUglyShowdownRubbingMyHandsInExcitement# #WhoWatchesThisKindOfShowToShipCouples#

Later...

The audience watched in disbelief as Yang Qingci knelt halfway down, holding Ling Jingtao's hand and trying to guide it to slap his own face.

"If I let you slap me, can I kiss you afterward?"

Audience: ???

That wasn't what you said in the first episode!

#LadiesWhatAreYouWaitingForStartShippingThem#

Theme: Hard work always pays off