After Becoming the Protagonist of a Tragic Romance, She Became a Couch Potato

[Complete] Qin You transmigrates into the heroine of an angsty novel. It's a melodramatic romance packed with all the classic tropes. A white moonlight stand-in, the evil stepmother, brother, and sisters of a Cinderella story, a trashy father, and a mad-dog male lead who abuses the heroine in body and mind. It's got all of them! Qin You has only one thing to say: “As long as I don't follow the plot, they can't hurt me!” So when her sister tries to steal the first love she's dating while seeing someone else, she waves her hand, utterly unbothered. “Men? They're just for fun. When I get bored, I'll find another.” According to the plot, she should have argued with her sister and been pushed down the stairs. Instead, Qin You lounges comfortably on the sofa and watches the show. When her trashy father tries to marry her off to the mad-dog male lead, Qin You happily agrees. That very day, she moves into the luxurious villa Lu Yu has prepared for her and settles in without lifting a finger! According to the plot, she should have fought her father, failed, and then gone to reject Lu Yu to his face. That would have caught Lu Yu's attention, leading him to abuse her in body and mind after they married. But now Lu Yu thinks she's a vulgar woman. He leaves her alone in the luxurious villa with plenty to eat, drink, and enjoy for a whole week. A week later, Lu Yu sees her and says coldly, “Be a good Mrs. Lu and don't dream of anything else. I'll deposit your ten million a month in living expenses on time.” Qin You is thrilled. Who knew something this good could happen? After marrying Lu Yu, she eats, drinks, and has fun every day. Her livestreams of her lazy, lie-flat lifestyle go viral, and she instantly becomes an online celebrity. One day, Lu Yu's white moonlight finally returns to the country. Qin You has been looking forward to this and is just waiting for the white moonlight to slap a hundred million yuan in her face! At a Western restaurant, the white moonlight begins laying the groundwork: “Lu Yu and I have known each other for many years...” Qin You watches her reach into her bag for a card, her heart pounding like a drum. But Lu Yu actually rushes over and slaps another agreement in front of her. “I'll give you everything I own. You are not allowed to divorce me!” Qin You carefully considers the future growth potential of Lu Yu as an investment and agrees. Lu Yu is a classic old-school domineering CEO. He's handsome and has the disposition of a rabid dog, biting whoever he sees. But after marrying Qin You by agreement, he goes from rabid dog to lovesick puppy, gradually becoming a devoted husband skilled in all sorts of things because of his wife. Mr. Lu has this to say: What can I do? If I don't come home on time every day, my wife won't even remember me. If I don't learn to cook, my wife will stare at young, handsome male chefs with sparkling eyes. If I don't work hard to make more money and increase my worth, she'll be tempted away by a measly hundred million yuan. Reading Guide: 1. The heroine loves to talk big and pull outrageous stunts. She's a lazy fish who wins without lifting a finger. 2. A light, silly, sweet, satisfying story. Just enjoy yourself. 3. Feel free to comment, but please don't make personal attacks, or it'll bounce right back at you~ ----------------Divider------------------- [Please add my upcoming novel, My Rival and I Transmigrated into a Dating Show Novel and Got Our Happy Ending!] The cultivation world's two greatest prodigies, Ji Miao and Wen Jingxiu, fought each other to the death until the heavens were enraged. The Heavenly Dao bundled them up and sent them into a dating-show novel. The novel's heroine is a popular young actress. She and a top-tier star show off their romance and shower each other with affection on a dating show. After the show premieres, they become famous nationwide, land top-tier opportunities, and ascend together. Ji Miao and Wen Jingxiu are their contrast duo. Ji Miao is a washed-up nobody whose promotional campaign backfired. Her relationship with movie emperor Wen Jingxiu has made her the center of attention, with countless haters. On the show, she's lazy and difficult, making everyone dislike her. Wen Jingxiu gets dragged down with her, criticized for his poor taste, and his reputation plummets. After filming ends, they break up. Ji Miao is hounded out of the entertainment industry, while Wen Jingxiu's career takes a hit and he can't land good scripts. Just after transmigrating, the two receive a System notification at the same time: [You are now bound to the “My CP Is the Sweetest in the World” System. Next, you must help the original hosts escape their sacrificial-pawn fates by showering each other with affection on the dating show, crushing the male and female leads' CP, and becoming the sweetest couple.] Ji Miao: Impossible! Who would want to show off their romance with this sharp-tongued, black-hearted old dog? Wen Jingxiu: I'm not blind. [If you don't follow the System's instructions and shower each other with affection, you will be punished. Each punishment will randomly fall on one of you.] Ji Miao and Wen Jingxiu refuse to believe it. On the first day of filming, during a couples' rowing competition, the two are at each other's throats and neither will listen to the other. They end up farther and farther from the goal. [System: The Hosts are deliberately slacking off. Punishment mode activated.] Ji Miao suddenly feels weak all over. Just then, the boat capsizes, and she and Wen Jingxiu fall into the water one after the other. In the end, Wen Jingxiu carries her to shore and lifts her up with both hands, setting her down somewhere dry. Netizens: [One second they're arguing, the next he jumps into the water without hesitation when he realizes his girlfriend is in danger.] [The way he lifts her is strong yet gentle. I'm shipping them!] [They're so perfect together. How did I only just notice? 55~] In a haunted escape room, Ji Miao and Wen Jingxiu compete to see who can find the clues and get out first, constantly sabotaging each other to win. [System: I'm going to throw a fit. Show some affection!] So just as they are about to clear the room, Wen Jingxiu's blood sugar drops. To repay him for helping her, Ji Miao has no choice but to turn back at the exit and slowly help him out. As a result, they lose time and fail to take first place. Netizens: [This time I'm really shipping them. Ji is so competitive, yet she actually...] [“Without you, I couldn't escape on my own” is everything!] [Bring the marriage registration office here and make them get married on the spot!] After the same thing happens several times, Ji Miao and Wen Jingxiu reach an agreement: they'll pretend to be affectionate and fool the System. But as they get sweeter and sweeter, their CP fans multiply, and the two become famous in the entertainment industry. The opportunities that were supposed to go to the male and female leads all end up going to them. After the dating show ends, Ji Miao and Wen Jingxiu's pretend romance becomes real, and the former rivals get their happy ending! ----------------Divider------------------- [Please add my upcoming novel, The Supporting Female Lead Just Wants to Get Through the Plot!] As Mu Zhiqiu, the third villainous supporting female character in the novel The Spoiled Little Wife of the Cool Young Master, you must keep targeting and framing the heroine, compete with her for the male lead, get slapped down by him again and again, and continue until your crimes are exposed and you end up in prison. At the beginning of her transmigration, the System hopes she can maintain her original character and follow the plot. Mu Zhiqiu: “Okay, I'm fine with anything.” The System is very pleased and gives her her first mission: Dirty the heroine's dress at a banquet, mock her, get slapped down by the male lead, and be thrown out of the party. Mu Zhiqiu: “Consider it done!” At the banquet, Mu Zhiqiu sees Villainous Supporting Characters No. 1 and No. 2 heading toward the heroine. She makes an excuse to slip away: “Let me go get a tool for the job first.” By the time she gets back, the banquet is nearly over. The heroine gets bullied, Villainous Supporting Characters No. 1 and No. 2 get slapped down by the male lead, and Mu Zhiqiu... She hid in the screening room, eating fruit and snacks while watching a horror movie, and accidentally lost track of time. The System learns its lesson. The next time it gives her a mission, it repeatedly reminds her not to take too long. Push the heroine, who can't swim, into the pool. Then the male lead will save her, slap you down, and get you dragged across the trending topics. Mu Zhiqiu: “Just wait!” During swimming class, Mu Zhiqiu walks haughtily toward the heroine and pushes her with one finger. “Sweetie, you're in my way.” The heroine watches her beautiful silhouette falling into the water, gazing at her admiringly with her little face flushed. The video gets posted online. Since Mu Zhiqiu looks so beautiful falling into and climbing out of the water, she earns the nickname “Mermaid Princess.” System: “Take the plot seriously!” Mu Zhiqiu: “Next time, for sure.” The System refuses to give up and sends her another mission: This time, you have to confess to the male lead, forcibly kiss him, then get a paparazzo to photograph it and post it online to ruin the relationship between the male and female leads. Mu Zhiqiu: “What's the big deal? Watch me.” At the party, Mu Zhiqiu walks straight toward the male lead. To his astonishment, she grabs the tie of his older brother and kisses him without hesitation. System: “! You kissed the wrong person?” Mu Zhiqiu: “Nope. I prefer the refined, chaste type.” After the party, photos and videos of Mu Zhiqiu kissing the male lead's older brother spread all over the internet. As the person in charge of the Fu Group, Fu Wensheng is an absolute top dog even among the circles of the wealthiest tycoons. He never imagined that one day he would bow his head and let a girl kiss him so boldly. And yet, he actually rather likes the feeling, and gradually becomes addicted to it. Theme: Stay graceful and composed, and cherish a peaceful life.