[Showbiz] The Film Emperor's Many-Layered Schemes

Naturally dark, slow-witted bottom x flirtatious, somewhat possessive yandere top After Su Heng was struck dead by a bolt of heavenly lightning and reborn, the first things he saw were... a ten-billion-yuan debt notice and four divine beast eggs. To pay off his debt, Su Heng had no choice but to pretend to be a couple with the bad-tempered celebrity next door. They were lovey-dovey every day and made the trending lists every night. Netizens all said: We're just here to get fed dog food, qwq. In reality, Su Heng was an obscure spiritual energy restoration master. He raised the Four Great Divine Beasts by day and fought off thieves who came to steal his chickens by night. But the mountain was hopeless. The mushrooms he'd planted betrayed the revolution and joined the FFF group. The wild vegetables he casually dug up turned out to have *a certain* effect... The Four Great Divine Beasts he'd worked so hard to raise turned into the Four Great Lunatics. The Vermilion Bird became a walking bottle of pesticide. The White Tiger, who'd somehow survived, thought he was an alien. The Black Tortoise had a split personality every day. And the only one who could be considered normal, the burly Azure Dragon, woke up one day with a pair of breasts! His entertainment career was on the verge of collapse, and he couldn't keep running the farmstay on the mountain either. Life wasn't easy. Su Heng sighed. Then the bad-tempered celebrity tied him up with an iron chain and hauled him home. Celebrity: "Su, my sweet darling, if you keep making trouble, I'll post on Weibo and tell the whole world that my little wife ran away." Su Heng quietly packed himself up and delivered himself to the man's door. "I'm not running away anymore. Your little wife rolled back with a shooting star." [Warnings] 1. The bottom is a fox, comes with a universal heartthrob buff, and smells amazing all over. 2. Set in an alternate modern world where men can marry men. 3. This story is half entertainment industry and half farming. Theme: