Being a Couch Potato in a Game

Xian Yu wants to build a street, but what if all his shopkeepers are villains?

Why have the sword-wielding warriors all become yandere? Why have the ship girls all been modified? Why do the vampire warriors keep bleeding themselves? Why does the restaurant serve nothing but cotton candy? And why is the head of a spider gang the principal?

No way. A street like this will scare all the customers off. We need a cleanup! A complete renovation!

An extreme demon hunter takes up farming, a laid-back shrine maiden saves the world, and a man who self-harms every day flirts with a sweet little nurse?

It's over... This street can't be saved. _(:з)∠)_ I think I'll just go wash up and sleep.

Theme: A faint light can be reflected by a mirror and eventually illuminate the earth.