I've had an online bestie for three years. One day, she sent me an invitation to meet in person. I agreed, and then my whole world fell apart.
Can someone tell me why my bestie is a guy?! I even talked to her about my bra size!!
I knew you couldn't trust the internet.
But I never thought it could be this untrustworthy.
The next day, my boss told me to go abroad with a new teammate. I went over to meet him and, well, look at that. Tooru-chan, what other surprises have you been keeping from me?
Years later, my boyfriend Rei apologized to me for what he'd done and explained: "The organization said you hate men. You nearly broke half of Gin's leg, then kept poisoning him for a year. I figured we'd need to build up some rapport before we could work together..." (Under my gaze, he immediately added) "I was wrong."
Me: ...
Obviously I'd be scared if a guy who kills people every day was standing right in front of me! I had to make sure he couldn't get close to me!
And that's why you pretended to be a cute girl online for three years?
I don't hate men. I do not!
The heroine is a violent healer.
Mainly Detective Conan | OOC | Third-person narration
Theme: Beware of online scams
