Uncle, I Know You're Secretly in Love with Me!

Lu Jun knew from a young age that those who adapt to circumstances are the ones who thrive. So at just seven years old, he learned to put aside his imperial dignity and suck up to his regent uncle. At seven, his uncle glanced at the koi in the imperial garden twice, and Lu Jun immediately grilled one himself and served it up. At twelve, his uncle took a closer look at the stool in Lu Jun's bedchamber, and Lu Jun promptly delivered it to him. At eighteen, his uncle took a liking to him. Those who adapt to circumstances are the ones who thrive. His uncle held all the power, and since he liked Lu Jun, Lu Jun could only bathe himself clean and climb into his uncle's bed~ Lu Qi was speechless. At twenty-three, he became regent. He glanced at the beautiful imperial garden twice, and the next day an undercooked fish appeared on his desk. The young emperor timidly asked whether he could memorize one fewer passage from the Analects. At twenty-seven, Lu Qi took a liking to the imperial throne, and the young emperor eagerly brought him his stool. Looking at him with an eager expression, he asked whether he could skip his archery and horsemanship lessons. At thirty-three, Lu Qi decided the young emperor had grown up and become unruly, and finally set his sights on the throne. But that night, he found someone waiting in his bed, offering himself to him. Young Emperor: "Uncle, my back hurts. Can I skip court tomorrow?" Regent: "...I'll consider it."