Orville Flores, male, 26. In the peaceful city of Gotham, he worked hard and diligently, a law-abiding citizen.
He used to believe in science.
...Until the Joker stabbed him to death.
In short, he died, then came back to life. He survived, and became Arkham.
Science can go to hell.
Orville didn't think becoming Arkham was a good thing.
"I, Orville Flores, would rather die, die right here, and be violently demolished by the old Bat a hundred times than accept this goddamn fate!"
That is, until he found himself living a happy life, playing Captain America lectures and the Great Compassion Mantra for the Joker.
Oh, happiness. Walk into Arkham, get twice the happiness.
I love it!
Many years later, at a friendly gathering jointly hosted by the Justice League and the Avengers...
Tony (curious): After all these years as Arkham, what's been the hardest thing to put up with?
Orville (remembering the front door being violently demolished by the old Bat a hundred times): Bruce is always so violent when he comes in. I wish he'd be gentler and take it easy. He really hurts me.
Everyone: !!! Who knew the old Bat was like this!
Batman: ...??? I'm not! I didn't!
#Starting a new story on a whim, letting loose from start to finish. Adopt this silly author and enjoy some laughs!
#Romantic pairing... unless something unexpected happens, it'll probably be some unknown dark-and-brooding hero.
Hhhhhhh Brucie Poison is happy!
Turn the clown into this dog-like shape and make it laughable hahahahahaha
Oh, my wife's pit is really big and deep.
!!! I'm not dreaming! Marvelous!
In the lifetime series, the author and I have outlived each other. It has been sitting in my favorites for 3 years qwq
Madam, didn't you promise not to cheat? At least update it, loosen the soil
Ah? Gone? Will I be able to see the end of this article in my lifetime?
I fell into two wives' traps in a row. Woohoo.
Damn, it's 2021, let's update it!
As long as I live long enough, I can see updates from my wife