Chicken Dinner streamer Yan Ci has lately been busy landing straight into a crate, which basically means:
If he can get killed at the airport, he absolutely won't get killed in P City;
if he can drive to his death, he absolutely won't run there.
Be proactive, enthusiastic, efficient, and quick. Don't be sneaky, don't hide, don't chicken out, and don't run away.
Cut him some slack. It's his new-streamer promotion period, and for every kill he gets, he has to give away 100 yuan in his livestream. At Yan Ci's skill level, if he really played seriously, he'd be bankrupt in less than three days.
He never expected someone to be even better at getting killed than him.
Professional gaming companion Nan Yu has recently found a new way to make a fortune. Quite a few parents have contacted him, hoping he can duo with their kids and get them so frustrated they'll quit gaming addiction and turn over a new leaf.
One day, he and Yan Ci both landed in P City. They entered the same building, and neither wanted to make their acting too obvious, so they left the knives, guns, and clubs scattered all over the floor and held an unprecedented... bare-knuckle showdown.
Nan Yu: "The day I log into my main account, the streamer will be begging to cling to my coattails."
Yan Ci: "The day I show what I can do, I'll impress the gaming companion so much he'll call me daddy."
The gaming companion is the unconventional top, a fake cold beauty who's actually a flirtatious introvert.
The streamer is the bottom who flirts without realizing it, a fake arrogant hotshot who's actually a total goofball.
Nan Yu: "I was so naive back then. I even got tricked out of 50 yuan by a fake female account. Anyway, guys, let's go check out some streams."
[In Yan Ci's livestream]
Yan Ci: "Back then, I even pretended to be a girl and called someone hubby just to get a 50-yuan gift pack. Wonder how that sucker's doing now."
Nan Yu: "The sucker's here."
Yan Ci: "????"
The game is PUBG. The characters aren't based on real people.
You can read this even if you've never played.
