[New Novel Coming Soon: A Guide to Promoting the Nation's Favorite CP. Visit my author page to learn more!]
The first rule of PUBG:
If you run into Xiao Mo, the top PUBG streamer who switched careers after retiring, take away his grenades if you can, so nobody gets caught in the blast.
The second rule of PUBG:
If you run into Wen Xingyuan, an active pro player and the young gun king, try not to make him angry, or he'll flame you.
If these rules conflict, refer to the skit below.
Xiao Mo: "This car just needs one grenade."
Wen Xingyuan: "Bro, don't...!"
Xiao Mo: "Huh, why's there a loot crate here?"
Wen Xingyuan: "Bullshit, I'm in that crate..."
You might not believe it, but that one grenade sent Xiao Mo right back to the competitive scene.
When Wen Xingyuan was seventeen, Xiao Mo was his dream.
When Wen Xingyuan was nineteen, he was Xiao Mo's dream.
Neither of them says a thing, and they're going to drive each other crazy.
Wen Xingyuan: "Hey, actually, I... Ah, shit!! Do you even know how to drive a three-wheeler?!"
Xiao Mo: "Quit yelling. Where are you?"
Wen Xingyuan: "I think I'm under the car."
Sharp-tongued, scheming gong x seemingly poker-faced but actually hot-tempered shou.
The game is PUBG. You don't need to have played it to enjoy the story. The characters aren't based on real people.
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A Guide to Promoting the Nation's Favorite CP
Su Yue, a nationally beloved actor who rose to fame from childhood, is suddenly exposed as a fraud by fake scandals.
So his company decides to make him... fake a romance.
His marketing partner: Song Chensheng, a top idol in a boy band.
Su Yue: "I'm an award-winning actor. Now I have to be paired up with some pretty-boy prop for publicity?"
Song Chensheng: "I'm a hugely popular idol. Now I have to let some has-been actor leech off my fame?"
They agree on three rules: sell their romance in public, check in together, and post sweet moments.
But when you live under the same roof, it's hard not to get your feet wet.
They bicker until their hearts flutter, then roughhouse their way into bed.
Su Yue: "It's your turn to wear my pants today."
Song Chensheng: "Where are your pants?"
Su Yue: "Where did you throw them yesterday?"
Song Chensheng: "...We didn't turn on the lights yesterday."
A cunning, versatile fake pretty boy x a tsundere, genuinely talented actor with a gap between his on-screen and off-screen personas.
First couplet: Sweet as can be in public, their rumors and popularity take off.
Second couplet: At home, they wage a war for the ages, their ties matching their underwear.
Horizontal scroll: Falling in love really is the best.
Theme:
Hahahaha, Uncle Huo hahaha
It's over, it's over, it's over????!!!! I've been here hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh all this way. It's very easy to relieve stress. I laugh until my stomach hurts. Keep going (???_??)?
This script for beating the crotch after the World Championships is really versatile
Looking forward to my wife's new posts!
This episode is so cute!!!
Ahhhh, it's over!!! So sweet
Congratulations on the completion!!! Sprinkle flowers!!!!
There is no Ah Wei anymore, it is dead!
I've been a little busy lately, so I'll make up for it another day. Congratulations on getting into V, come on!
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