[Western Crossover] Is God Creating the World Today?

Everything in this story is based on games I've played.

Did God create the world today?

No, God is busy tending the garden.

Did God create the world today?

No, God is busy fixing the furniture.

Did God create the world today?

No, God is busy sprinkling fish food for the fish.

Did God create the world today?

No, God is busy training the dog.

God, surely you created the world today?

I did. I made a [Battle-Damaged Iron Man].

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P.S. I'll update a lot at first, then updates will be as inspiration strikes, just like A Little Spark (inspiration, make me update like crazy!)