Journey to the West: The White Bone Spirit Gets a Cheat

What would it be like if the White Bone Demon got a cheat ability, with Buddha and the Jade Emperor as her partners? Life in the world of Journey to the West would be so carefree!

But when she met the Stone Monkey, who was seeking a master to teach him the arts, the White Bone Demon finally understood: what cannot be escaped will never be escaped.

Stone Monkey: "Big sis, big sis, dearest big sis, please help me. Let me become an immortal's disciple."

White Bone Demon: "...All right."

Great Sage Equal to Heaven: "White Bone, get behind me. I am now the Great Sage Equal to Heaven. Today, I'll protect you!"

White Bone Demon: "...All right."

Sun Wukong: "Hah! White Bone Demon, I remember you as an old friend, but if you dare hurt my master, I won't spare you!"

White Bone Demon: "Sure."

Who said my target was Tang Sanzang?

It was always you,

little monkey.

This story was written on a whim, with no research and entirely from memory.

P.S. I planned to write a little angst, but it turns out I don't have that skill. -(:3"

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