Getting Rich Through Business in the Ninja World

This story will be going premium at midnight on the 27th. A big chapter will be posted then. Mwah! Yueyue transmigrated into a world full of ninjas, and got a New Game Plus scenario with an absolutely hellish start. Not only was she nearly dead because she couldn't afford treatment, but after her father disappeared when the goods he'd bought by selling everything he owned were stolen, all she had left was a wrecked shop that had been ransacked by an employee whose wages were overdue. And that wasn't all. The whole world seemed stuck in an age of war. The ninjas fought each other every day, ordinary people struggled to survive in the cracks, and the world's quality of life and entertainment were both below zero. Yueyue: … Life was just too miserable. Even if she survived, there'd be no fun in it. Yueyue drew on her previous life's experience managing an internet company, recruited staff, and started a business. She used profits and motivational speeches to outwit the ninjas' traditional, pyramid-scheme-style indoctrination. Break the villages' monopoly over ninja business and liberate the value of the ninjas' lives. To a new employee: "You aren't afraid of going to the battlefield, so why can't you work seven days a week?" Kakashi: "?" To a contractor providing custom services: "How about this? First, come up with four versions, and then we can take our time choosing... Three days should be enough, right?" Orochimaru: "?" To talented ninjas who drift through life and don't apply themselves: "What a waste! You have all this talent and you're not putting it to use. Even the Ninja God can't stand to watch! Doesn't that break your heart? The beauty, literature, and doll industries can't get by without you! Give me a proposal tomorrow, and start work the day after. No problem, right?" Tsunade/Jiraiya/Sasori: "?" Many years later, a journalist finally got the chance to interview Miss Yueyue, by then the richest person in the ninja world. The woman, who had earned dizzying titles such as "Business Prodigy of the Millennium," "Cross-Industry Talent Who Understands Ninjas," "Genius Game Developer," and "Creator of a Happy Life," was asked by the ninja interviewing her, "What made you set out to change the ninja world?" She quietly glanced at the man waiting beside her. Who knew the Uchiha would come with so many problems? Back then, she'd only thought he seemed reliable and wanted to pick up a cheap little underling. This story also goes by the ridiculous titles A Single Sentence That Made Every Ninja in the World Work for Me, How to Get Rich in the Ninja World, and so on. (Hey!) Reader's notes: 1. A happy ending. The goal is for everyone to survive. 2. I've let loose! AB can't stop me! 3. This is a product of pure enthusiasm. My own interpretations are everywhere, and the characters are wildly out of character. If it's not to your taste, please click X and escape. There's no need to leave a comment. Thank you, my lovely readers, for being so kind. Enjoy! Here's a new story: The Fourth Hokage's Love Story When asked what his favorite flower was, Minato Namikaze always smiled and answered, "Cherry blossoms." Because that was the name of the person he loved most. He didn't know when that love had begun. He only realized it once she had filled his heart and mind. She was his dream from his youth, his blood and bone, his soul, and his one and only. * When she was nine, the truant champion Harano Sakura made her first friend her own age. Her friend had shining blond hair and deep blue eyes. Most importantly, he was the kindest person in the world. He'd go along with anything she said. Even her dream, which didn't fit in with the village. Her friend was kind, helped her study in his spare time, and even got rid of the celery she hated most in the world. Harano Sakura immediately decided they would be friends for life. To repay the world's best friend, Harano Sakura swore she'd make the best ointment ever. She asked her foster mother and Big Sister Tsunade for help, and even got the help of Orochimaru, the strangest of the Three Sannin. She never expected that, through a series of misunderstandings, she would create the world's most powerful "skincare product." The noble ladies went wild, and so did the merchants who smelled an opportunity. And at some point, it seemed that even her friendship with the "world's best" friend had changed into something else. Harano Sakura: "Wait! I only made an ointment. What do you mean I'm also a candidate for Fourth Hokage???" * The Story of How I Nearly Became Hokage by Making Ointment It's The Fourth Hokage's Love Story, but don't ask who the Fourth Hokage is Theme: People have to bravely make changes to create a new future