Tan Xiao traveled through time.
But it turned into a bamboo shoot.
Good news, there is a system.
Bad news: She is that system, and she is about to become the [happiness value system] in a place where the world is in chaos and the per capita birth rate is the beginning of hell.
Even worse news: The person she was bound to was a man who caused a bloody storm in the Warring States Period, and if she wanted to be a human again, she had to accumulate happiness points in order to get rid of her weight and gain a human body.
But fortunately, there was no chance at all, so she put on the vest of the 'Goddess of Happiness' and made up a conspiracy theory about the mastermind behind the scenes out of thin air, making the ninjas think that their hundreds of years of suffering were deliberately caused by someone. Then she used her familiar tricks of deception, max-level words, and card pool props to make the ninjas work hard to collect happiness points.
However, before her best tricks, matrix, closed-loop and other deceptive tricks could be used, she heard...
Refugee A: "Oh my God! I can have enough food and water to drink after working for 12 hours, and don't have to worry about being hacked to death by insurgents. Isn't this happiness?!"
Refugee B: "The adults take care of my food and accommodation, and also provide me with medical treatment. Although I need to test the medicine, this is heaven! I am so happy!"
Defeated Ninja: "The whole clan went out and were not killed. Wow, woo hoo, Lord Uchiha/Senju is really a living bodhisattva!"
Tan Xiao, whose happiness level increased while listening to Hell's speech: "... Don't be happy anymore, I'm afraid. Jpg
Even when Satan comes, he has to say that he is a younger brother.
But there is no way, happiness points still have to be collected.
Hell jokes are jokes.
Why is the happiness value from hell not considered happiness value?
Thanks to Tan Xiao's efforts, the painting style of the ninja world... Finally moved towards abstraction.
Madara Uchiha became a "living bodhisattva in the ninja world" with a cold face and a kind heart.
Senju Hashirama became the god of agriculture in the ninja world.
Senju Tobirama looked at the grateful people who wanted to cooperate and doubted life.
As soon as he was resurrected, he saw a group of ninjas singing and dancing around the luxuriously decorated bamboo shoots in a ceremony. Even his brother and mortal enemy looked solemn and solemn. Uchiha Izuna said:...
No, he just died for a while... Didn't he change the world?
Later, Black Zetsu appears and attempts to induce Mugen Tsukuyomi.
Before Tan Xiao could do anything, the ninjas shouted, "We've found the mastermind behind the scenes" and rushed forward.
Finally, her good host decided to help her travel through the universe with her good friends and find everything she had lost. "
Including but not limited to the identity, status and rights of "the goddess of the Otsutsuki clan".
Tan Xiao panicked. No, are there really other planets in your world? Are there really goddesses on other planets? ? ?
Help, who can stop these ninjas from killing the universe! ! !
Reading Guide
1. Easy to read and write.
2 All members are transformed, and the self-consistency of brain supplements is terrifying.
3. I saw some products of Hell Joke. The values are all compiled. It's fun to see the pictures.
4. The ending is HE, the goal is for everyone to be happy (probably)
Intention: Everyone will be better!