You Play Like a Noob (Esports)

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Hu Li is a gaming streamer... the kind who pretends to be a cute girl.

One moment he's going, "Ehehe, big bro, please go easy on me," and the next he's a demonic mid-laner crushing the enemy team 10-0.

There was nothing wrong with tricking big brothers on stream every day.

Until one day, a rich tycoon dropped into his stream.

A newbie who spent a fortune on him.

Blinded by money, Hu Li started carrying the newbie to higher ranks.

His gameplay was awful, his item builds were pure chance, and his game sense was all over the place.

But Hu Li couldn't criticize him. He had to keep him happy.

"Big bro, stick with me and share my gold. What's mine is yours!"

"Big bro, let's win this together!"

"Wow, big bro, you're amazing! You got a kill!"

His flirting skills were perfect, but his gender was all wrong.

Then he joined the top team in the league and went pro. He quietly fell for a famous player, and after his secret crush went nowhere, he gave up and started flirting with the newbie behind his back.

His top-player big bro, who'd forgotten to hide his secret identity, started raining rockets down in the stream:

"Flirt away, keep going. I'll send you a rocket for every person you flirt with. Let's see how many you can get."

Hu Li: "You liar! You said you were a noob. You used cheats, bought an account, and even hired someone to play for you!"

The other man smirked. "Didn't you say you had long legs, a tiny waist, and a 36D bust?"

Only then did the silly boy realize that the one who played like a noob was him.

1. Esports god who plays dumb to catch his prey as the top * shamelessly flirtatious bottom with nothing better to do

2. Similar background to Honor of Kings. I couldn't be bothered to come up with a new one, but it won't affect the main plot.

Coming soon: "The Big Shot Gets a Tragic Beauty-and-Strength Plot"

Ten years after Ji Chengze thought he had been reborn, he met someone else who had transmigrated into a book and accidentally learned from them that he hadn't been reborn at all. He had transmigrated into a book.

And not just any book: a Mary Sue romance novel.

As it turned out, he had been cast as the tragic, beautiful, strong villain.

The real big shot looked back at the bloody path he'd walked, then down at his own glittering finery, and over at the pack of fearsome underlings at his side.

Finally, he expressionlessly rubbed the pigeon-blood ruby on his finger.

He'd accept being beautiful and strong, but whether he was tragic or not was none of anyone else's business. People who had nothing to do with him shouldn't go around claiming otherwise.

The other person was deeply concerned. "Believe me, in the original story, you're a beautiful, strong, tragic villain who goes completely dark after a scumbag toyed with you. You die horribly in the end."

Big Shot Ji was unmoved and almost laughed. "Oh, is that so?"

He raised his eyes calmly, wearing a villain's smile. "Sorry, but real big shots don't believe in scripts."

Besides, now he glanced at the puppy standing beside him.

All he wanted to do was pet the dog.

Tragic, beautiful, strong big-shot bottom * sweet-and-salty rich second-generation puppy-dog top

Completed works: "The Female Lead's Big Brother Is Just Here to Slack Off" - black-bellied top with a breezy, bright disposition * sunny, spirited bottom with a touch of gloom

"His Sharp-Tongued Guide" - foul-mouthed, soldier-like Sentinel * sharp-tongued queen Guide

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