Don't Suck on Me, I'm Not Sweet (Transmigrate into a Book)

Name: Don't Suck on Me, I'm Not Sweet (Transmigrate into a Book)
Author: Jinzhou

别吸我，我不甜{穿书}

by Jinzhou (今州)

Status: Completed
Length: 268k Words
Genre: Danmei (BL)
Era: Alternate History
Updated: 4y ago
Source: JJWXC

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Synopsis

Wen Nong had been following a novel for a year and was deeply in love with the second male lead. But just before the ending, the heartless author killed him off.

Wen Nong: Give me back my son!!

The very next moment, Wen Nong, the heartbroken fan and doting "father," was transported into the novel.

His beloved Lu Dao was holding him in his arms, sucking on his neck.

Wen Nong went to great lengths to save his son, who was destined to be written off. But then he realized... he should probably focus on saving his own neck first.

A certain miserable fellow, who shall remain nameless, called the Three Realms helpline: Hello, I need help. I've been turned into my son's cannon-fodder blood supply, and he wants to suck on me every day. What should I do?

Helpline: Beep--

The young master of the Demon Realm, who wasn't hiding his secret identity, smashed the hotline: He's so sweet. I just can't help myself. What should I do?

Helpline: Dear, the Immortal Lord Dongjian next door has a similar problem. We advised him not to hold back if he couldn't resist, and he gave us a five-star review later on. We'd recommend the same to you.

Lu Dao: Yay!

Wen Nong: Stop sucking on me! I'm not sweet TAT

Chatty seme x soft uke

Theme: Overcoming difficulties side by side